If he wasn’t such an amazingly perfect and gracious person then I’d be mad at him for releasing this at 10 PM on Friday night. But he’s so pretty that I’ve gotta give it to him, this moved me to tears.
Forgiving even after he’s been hurt so bad. I always wonder what kind of people are so amazing that they can forgive after horrible things like murder and false accusations of ball deflation. Well the answer is people like Tom Brady. Of course it is. Tom Brady is always the answer.]]>
It’s all psychological. You yell Manning, everybody says, “Huh? What, Pussy?” You yell Brady, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July. See what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, a football machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is throw TD’s, win Lombardi Trophies and make little babies and that’s all.]]>
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What a glorious week. Just a great week to be alive. A great week to be a Patriots fan. A great week to be an American. Everything I’ve fought so hard for the past 8 months vindicated. Complete and total victory. Complete and total surrender from the NFL. Listen everybody knows I’m not the type of guy to gloat or brag. That’s not my style. I do my talking inbetween the white lines. I let my actions speak louder than my words. But if I were the type of guy to say I told you so now would be the time to say it, but since I’m not I won’t. I’m just gonna sit back and let this 8 month recap do it for me anyway.
With Matt Barkley packing his bags and heading off to Arizona, it looks like it’s Tebow Time in Philadelphia, bitches. After last night’s game there was no doubt in anyone’s mind that Tim Tebow has earned this spot on the 53-man roster. Well, maybe Matt Barkley lost his spot more than Tebow earned his but whatever. That’s all just semantics. The important thing now is Tim Tebow is QB3 and with Touchdown Timmy on the roster and the Pope coming in a couple weeks, I think it’s safe to say the big man upstairs has something special planned for the Philadelphia Eagles. Now let’s grab a bible, pray that Tebow never actually has to touch the field, and fucking party like it’s December 25, 0000.
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My goddddd he was so good. Had poise and composure in the pocket, the throws he made, the way he could turn a dead play into 10 yards in the blink of an eye, he truly was the hope and the savior of this dead-end organization. And now it’s a high possibility that he gets cut tomorrow. Watch that that tape and try to say he won’t have a future in this league. Man. As much as I bash him for being a child, his rookie year was unbelievable. If he’s cut tomorrow I hope he catches on somewhere and salvages his career.
Have a good weekend everyone]]>
I”m getting brains in the Range with the brains blown out – Murphy Lee should’ve been the voice of a generation and I’m still not sure why it never happened
Have a great weekend everybody!]]>
Never thought I’d see Black Thought and Bieber share a stage. If you need me this weekend I’ll be the guy trying to learn that back and forth foot dance thingy Bieber does by watching youtube videos.
PS – Actually a really good performance by the Biebs. Sounds just like the studio version. Bangpiece.]]>
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