The Cavs don’t have time for games. pic.twitter.com/YMzxNljmLA
— Evan (@ELewis93) November 26, 2015]]>
I blame myself. RT @TurnOnTheJets: Who do you blame 4 the #Jets problems & why? Tweet ‘em over and I’ll respond on @BarstoolNewYork tomorrow
— The Admiral (@FoxberryJam) November 25, 2015
Yes! I like the accountability. Nobody forced you to root for this team. If you are like many on Twitter and at MetLife Stadium every other Sunday, you are demanding everybody is fired after 10 games and a triple trade for Colin Kaepernick, RG 3 and MIKE “HE HAS THE INTANGIBLES” GLENNON…along with giving Bryce “He Could Be Our Brady” Petty a chance. Just let all four of them compete it out next year…so unfortunately you may be part of the problem.
@TurnOnTheJets@BarstoolNewYork bad drafting for a few years … How many 1st /2nd rounders are playing .. No True finds in later rounds
— Ken Nelson (@kennel78) November 25, 2015
Terrifying Jets Draft Fact #1: They drafted 21 players from 2009-2012. 12/21 currently aren’t on a NFL roster. 4/21 are left on the Jets and only one of them is a plus starter (Muhammad Wilkerson). Thanks, Rex and Mike T!
@TurnOnTheJets @BarstoolNewYork everyone besides Decker
— Steve (@STEVE_NYJ) November 25, 2015
Fair. Decker is one of the few Jets who has been good every single week this season. I mean look at this goddamn catch…
@TurnOnTheJets@BarstoolNewYork Tannenbaum and Idzik a decade of terrible drafting can’t be undone overnight.
— Sam Copeland (@Samthemanimal) November 25, 2015
Terrifying Jets Draft Fact #2: The Jets drafted 19 players from 2013-2014. Only 2 of them look like plus starters (Calvin Pryor and Sheldon Richardson) and Richardson is probably going to be suspended next year…they also used a draft pick on Tahj ‘freakin Boyd, who is more likely to play in your flag football league than in the NFL. Thanks Rex and Idzik!
@TurnOnTheJets @BarstoolNewYork coaching and clock management
— Gilligan (@SMGilligan) November 25, 2015
It hasn’t been good. Todd Bowles had me hopeful for the first 5 games but has looked a little shaky the past 5 weeks with the clock management and sluggish starts. Don’t give me more bad coaching to complain about for another half decade, Todd.
@TurnOnTheJets chan gailey for the last 3 weeks. Easily
— chris minotti (@cminotts) November 25, 2015
The Gailey criticism has been overdone. Fitzpatrick has admittedly made multiple poor checks at the line and the Jets have had open receivers dropping passes and Fitzpatrick throwing to triple covered guys instead of who is open. Gailey is no Schotty and Morhinweg…which is a compliment.
@TurnOnTheJets @BarstoolNewYork I blame the offense line never like breno I miss Austin Howard so my blame goes Idzik lol
— Jet Life (@RobbyJerzee) November 25, 2015
The Jets offensive line was always going to be a problem, which many fans didn’t want to hear this summer. Both of their tackles are below average and their guard situation outside of James Carpenter is a mess. Nick Mangold is hurt now which basically means you have Carpenter and four guys who aren’t good at their jobs right now. You know how to make a below average quarterback look more below average? Play him behind a shaky offensive line!
@TurnOnTheJets@BarstoolNewYork blame Bowles for being insanely nonchalant.
— j (@jaybern_) November 25, 2015
Bowles criticism is fine but do better than this. Who cares what his demeanor is on the sideline? I watched Rex destroy his headset against New England and they lost, I watched Jeff Fisher try to go Any Given Sunday for the Rams on the sideline…and they lost at home to Chicago. Sideline demeanor means nothing. Just manage the game and come up with a competent week to week strategy.
@TurnOnTheJets @BarstoolNewYork Need to rebuild middle class (long term), and design more plays to get rid of ball quicker (short term).
— PatriotsSB50 (@PatriotsSB49) November 25, 2015
Unfortunately it takes more than one off-seaosn to repair six years of poor drafting and four seasons of non-playoff football. The Jets need more depth and talent at basically every position except for defensive line, wide receiver and maybe corner.
@TurnOnTheJets@BarstoolNewYork I fear change, so #BlameShotty.
— Anthony Corrente (@acorren1) November 25, 2015
Perfect. Schotty is the worst.
@TurnOnTheJets @BarstoolNewYork like him but Mike Mac. Drafted a stud in Leo but didn’t improve one area of weakness in draft.
— Mike Marston (@Zingerfor3) November 25, 2015
To be honest, I wasn’t crazy about the Williams selection as I wanted an edge rusher. I understood it and Williams has played well but damn this team needs some speed at linebacker. Calvin Pace attended the Last Supper and still starts for this team.]]>
Have a great extended weekend everybody! Go Hawks!
What’s good Pres,
My Idiot Uncle made a complete dickhead of himself this thanksgiving. He randomly flipped out and basically challenged my 82 year old grandfather to a fight at the kitchen table. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. My sister actually caught the whole thing on her phone.
Still my favorite Thanksgiving video of all time. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it I still literally laugh out loud when the camera pans over to show the grandfather just sitting their with his plate of turkey getting threatened to have his head smashed through a window. Too fucking funny. Just shows no matter how fucked you think your family is there is always some family out there way more fucked up than yours.
Have a great Thanksgiving everybody and Go Blue!]]>
I’m thankful for each and every one of you jabronis. Have a great Thanksgiving.]]>
Ahhhh Thanksgiving Eve, the biggest bar night do the year. Everyone comes home from college, out of state, or they still live in your shitty hometown and they all make their way to the local bar. As much as everyone says they don’t want to see anyone they went to high school with they still go and see all these people they didn’t want to see:
1. The person you hated in high school
Everyone had an enemy in high school and you probably don’t even know why you hated them now. It was definitely something stupid like you guys liked the same person or you called them a bitch for a stupid reason. Whatever, they’ll be there and it’ll be weird because you probably don’t hate them anymore but it’s too late now to say sorrryyyy.
2. Your ex
And it’ll suck or maybe it won’t. Depends on how and when you ended. You’ll probably end up hooking up.
3. Your high school crush
That person that made your stomach do things and made you sweat a lot when you were a freshman and they were a senior.
4. Your friends older siblings
You’ll probably make them feel old. And they’ll say “oh my god! When did you turn 21?! I can’t believe you’re here right now, I feel so old!”
5. Your friends younger siblings
Depending on how old you are you’ll see your friends younger siblings at the bar and it’ll make you realize how old you are and that’ll suck.
6. Those people you kind of knew but didn’t really talk to
Aka the same girls you go to the bathroom with and become besssttt frienndsss and your totally going to get coffee while your home to catch up!
7. The people who are married now
Married or have kids, they’ll be there and you’ll have a conversation where you can’t relate to one word they’re saying but you just nod and smile.
8. Those people who have their life completely together
They’re going to grad school, have a job waiting for them, have a great full time job, or just way more successful than 90% of people at the bar and they just CANT WAIT to talk about it. And you’re going to have to listen to it while you think about if you have enough money on your debit card to buy another beer.
9. The people who got real fat
Or maybe you are the person who got real fat. The good news is at one point everyone gets fat so no one will really care.
10. The people who got real good looking
Lost weight, got muscular, learned how to put on makeup, grew a beard, etc. it goes both ways. They’ll be there trying to make the person who was mean to them in high school jealous.
To you it’s Thanksgiving but to me it’s Thursday. Hey, yooooo.
Have a good one, savages.]]>
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A lot of people are posting this in shock that a beer was ever dumped, I guess. Not me. I don’t even think that moves the meter down under. That’s just part of Aussies attending sporting events: Brits riot at soccer games, Aussies get shitfaced and dump beer on athletes at basketball games. Just part of the culture.
But, Marcus better watch his fucking ass. You see this look he got?
That shit is terrifying. There’s old man strength and then there’s old man who’s also drunk and Australian strength, the latter of which Marcus is staring down the barrel of right there. “Keep talking son. Keep fucking looking over here and you’ll get what’s coming to you.”
Also, this is why you never take your wife to a game.
And always bring some buddies]]>
Or do what I do and retire for the rest of 2015, Diet starts 2016, baby!
Have a good one everyone.]]>