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The one and only Foul Ball Guy called in this week. I said on the rundown last week that I think I’m team Foul Ball guy now. I used to hate him but my hate has gone all the way back to love. The guy just loves catching foul balls and being the best at what he does. He also had an A+ pickup line with Lisa Ann and we got into their friendship. Talked Bulls, Hawks (recorded right before Saad trade unfortunately), baseball, and what the hell people who don’t gamble do with their life.
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Today is La Bella Reina. You ever just wake up some mornings in like a Lisa Ann/Phoenix Marie/Flower Tucci “I want to see a fat ass” mode? Well that’s what I’m in today, so that’s what you get.
And the answer is Daniella Chavez. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go play with my selfie stick.
I fully understand this blog won’t appeal to everyone out there given that Rick and Morty isn’t exactly True Detective‘s season 2 in terms of anticipation. But Rick and Morty is genuinely one of the funniest new shows on TV in the last few years and, even though it probably sucks bad for the creators, having both episodes leak weeks before the season premiere is always pretty exciting. If you’re not familiar with the show, the premise is a drunk scientist grandpa named Rick takes his teenage grandson Morty on weird adventures and it’s real fucking weird in a hilarious way that includes Key from Key and Peele playing a talking scrotum in the season premiere and an anthropomorphic jellybean attempting to sexually assault Morty in a bathroom before being beaten half to death:
Overall, it’s a hilarious show that clearly gets very dark at times, definitely worth a shot. Especially if you’re just killing time on the real slow march to a holiday weekend. Consider this a PSA.]]>
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And by respect I of course mean outright hate if I were on that bus, but you gotta kind of tip the cap for the hustle. In the defiance of tyranny, oppression and an angry black bus driver who is probably a nuthair away from going HAM at all times, he got the couch on the bus – BY HIMSELF. Can’t blame everyone for ultimately letting him be. You don’t mess with anyone who is strong and batshit enough to move a piece of furniture that size alone. That sofa was getting on that bus come hell or high water. Period.
NY Post - Sin City is getting hockey, two sources close to the situation told The Post. The NHL is arranging the sale of the Arizona Coyotes to billionaire William Foley, who will move the team to Las Vegas, giving it its first major professional franchise, one source said. “Las Vegas has reached 10,000 season ticket deposits,” enough to justify a franchise, the other source said. Foley will move them for the 2016-17 season, the source said. The Post last year was the first to reportFoley was backing a Vegas franchise. MGM Resorts and arena operator AEG are building a 20,000-seat, hockey-ready arena in Las Vegas that is slated to open in spring 2016. A Coyotes spokesman said, “The Coyotes are committed to playing in Arizona.” When asked for how long, the spokesman reiterated the team was committed to playing in Arizona. “Period.” Arizona last year ranked 28th in attendance. The NHL denied the story.
Last night news broke that the Coyotes are all set to move from the desert to another desert and settle into their new home on the strip in Vegas, giving Jarret Stoll the biggest boner of all time. But not so fast, Jarret.
Bettman came out of nowhere last night and immediately denied any truth to the story. Which was interesting, almost like he denied it too quickly, especially after the city of Glendale terminated the Coyotes lease. Them terminating the lease pretty much leaves the Yoes homeless but kinda not, I’m still confused by the entire situation. But when it comes down to it, Bettman denied the move to drive up the price of a possible expansion team, because the NHL makes a billion more dollars when they make a new team in Vegas as opposed to moving one there. Obviously nobody in Arizona gives a fuck about the Coyotes besides that one girl who cried on camera, so why not just let them pack up a few trucks and move up North and play in front of blacked out tourists and really rich businessmen? The only problem I see is they built the arena to hold 20,000 people. The thing is MASSIVE. Bigger than Staples Center in LA. If they can pack the bottom level of the arena for hockey games with 10,000 blacked out, belligerent fans and allow in-game betting live from your seat, it would be well-worth going to see a game there.]]>
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I know she’s annoying, I know photoshop plays a role, and I know she’s really fucking annoying, but I also am man enough to admit when a picture gives you one of those old school 13 year old feelings. Fully clothed and hot as fuck. Like watching Pam Anderson on Baywatch. Porn still exists but sometimes it’s nice to look at a picture and be like yup, jackpot. I remember back when these type of pictures were the best thing in the world, and that’s what happened here, nothing more nothing less, just a quick trip down memory lane.
2 Key things from her interview.
1. She doesn’t wear underwear
2. She knows who released her sex tape but doesn’t want to talk about *Cough* it was her mom *Cough*
Above The Law – Today, we’ve got news from Latham & Watkins, the firm that despite eye-popping profits and big bonuses still serves as the poster child for the mass Biglaw layoffs of 2009. It’s rumored that a New York summer associate was allegedly Lathamed after he apparently acted like a very bad boy during the firm’s summer academy program, which was previously decribed to us as three days of “training, socializing, and karaoke.”
The firm’s summer academy took place in Los Angeles. The story has been very well-documented on various message boards online, and more information began pouring in to our tips line about it this weekend. We’ve heard from multiple sources that an “older” summer associate (i.e., older than 35 years of age) who may have just completed his 1L year at George Washington Law was allegedly booted from his summer class after committing numerous misdeeds during the Latham summer academy.
Tipsters have told us that this 1L comes from a wealthy and powerful family and spends lots of money. Others have chimed in to let us know that his personal Facebook page is decked out with pictures from his luxurious lifestyle. Still others have informed us know this summer frequently paid for four- and five-digit nightclub tabs during his woefully short time at Latham. Let’s call this summer associate “Bottle Service” — B.S. for short.
We’ve been told that B.S. allegedly had problems at the academy from the get-go. According to our sources, this fellow missed several flights to Los Angeles, then upgraded his seat to first class — all on Latham’s dime. Upon arrival in L.A., B.S. allegedly upgraded his room to a penthouse suite using his own money. Unfortunately for him, his suite was next to a Latham partner’s suite. What could have possibly gone wrong?
It seems that B.S. was allegedly caught with cocaine and high-end prostitutes in his suite during Latham’s summer academy. One of our sources claims that B.S. “had the balls to bring one of the prostitutes to the firm dinner dressed in spandex.”
Damn, still need to come up with a new phrase to replace Power Move, been on my list of Things To Do forever. Because it definitely gets overused…but how the fuck else are you supposed to describe what this GW law student did? What other set of words can do it justice? Missed a bunch of flights to the retreat. Finally got one and upgraded it to first class on the company dime. Got to the hotel and immediately upgraded his room to the penthouse suite. That suite happened to be right next to the partner’s suite, shit, gotta play it cool and tone things down for the weekend. Haha nope, I meant we gotta dump this mountain of cocaine onto the table, snort all of it into our face, call up the highest of the high-end prostitutes, bang em out in the suite then pick the hottest one and bring her to the official company dinner dressed in her nicest spandex pants.
And the thing is, as douchey as it all sounds, I love the effort. Everybody knows you need to make a splash, that’s like day 1 stuff for summer internships. All these lawyers and businessmen etc. see all summer, every summer is just endless streams of faceless, nameless warm bodies who are there to complete their menial, tedious, bullshit tasks, grab them their coffees, organize their files. Then they’ll grudgingly pick one of the bunch to stick around because company policy says they have to. Why not just go all out and try to make sure everybody there knows your name? Showing up to a retreat coked out of your brain with a professional whore is certainly one way to go there. I mean the guy is a 35 year old intern. The fuck else is he supposed to get noticed?]]>