People love Yasiel Puig because he makes Manny Ramirez look like Bill Gates. When Yasiel Puig tries to speak he makes Manny sound like Winston fucking Churchill. I love it. I don’t even know if its a language barrier. I don’t think he even really speaks spanish either. Its like he just groans and makes nosies.
Really when you think about it, Yasiel Puig is just a Little Leaguer who’s Major League Baseball sized. He doesn’t know the rules, doesn’t follow directions, he’s afraid of thunder. He’s like a 9 year old in a grown man’s body just destroying the league.