When Girls Gone Wild Wishes You A Happy Birthday Its Probably Time To Reevaluate Things

Mama I made it! Girls Gone Wild tweeting me Happy Birthday and tell me my writing is “not-bad.” Best birthday ever. Earlier in the day I asked all the Stoolies that followed me on twitter what I should ask for as my birthday presents. I mean, what do you get the man who has absolutely nothing? Here were some of the top responses:

Shark Wahlberg almost knocked me off my chair with that tweet. Whatever. Fuck you guys. Girls Gone Wild likes me. Thats the best birthday gift a 28 year old man-boy smut blogger can ask for.

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