Clutterbuck, Strait, Moulson, Grabner, Donovan, McDonald, Tavares, Okposo, MacDonald
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Viva La Isles! Is it any surprise that one the NHL’s youngest, best teams with the brightest future is made up of all Stoolies? For sure not. Just further signs of Barstool’s Global Domination as the Isles begin to dominate that NHL. Lets break down this 2013 Isles Yearbook Photo:
I just learned today that Clutterbuck is a big time Stoolie. Go ahead and file that under “Least surprising thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” Take one look at this guy. He’s an animal. I don’t think he’s barefoot because we caught him at a weird moment in the locker room or anything. I think thats just how he rolls. Straight caveman style. Barefoot or skates. Thats it. Don’t let that smirk fool you. He’ll eat pieces of shit like me for breakfast. He and Matty Martin – Bash Brothers 2K13
Matt Moulson AKA Moulson Ice AKA Matty Nets
Hey Matty, Dave Navarro called…he wants his look back.
Also, Dave Navarro’s sister called. She wants her pants back.
Hey Squatch congrats on your first career NHL goal last night. That was awesome. Your dog Boone is the man too. You’re a pretty sharp lookin guy. Not much to say here. But if you don’t think I caught you on your tippy toes for this pic, you’re outside of your mind.
I mean I know you drew the short end of the straw being stuck next to Grabs and Diesel but did you really think the camera wasn’t gonna catch that? TippyToeDonovan
Colin McDonald – The Diesel
Hey they don’t call him the Diesel for nothin. Holy moly! Guy is ripping through that shirt like the Hulk. When we first made the Johnny Hockey shirts I sent over 29 Larges and 1 Smedium addressed specifically to Colin so he’d make sure to bust out of his T for this picture. Also bro, you look like that actor in those commercials where he pretends to be a cell phone:
Which brings us to the Captain JT. Mr. Johnny Hockey Himself – John Tavares
Hold the phone. Is that Johnny Hockey or your boy KMarko?
Doppleganger city. Word on the street is JT wears this shirt featuring his own face everywhere he goes. Makes all the guys in the locker room wear them at all times too. When you sport the C on your sweater thats the kind of power you have.
The only thing sweeter than this picture will be the one of all these same guys in June lifting the Cup. Viva La fucking Isles!
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