Tokyo Police Department Shuts Down Overweight Japanese Hooker Delivery Service

TOKYO (AFP) –  Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said. Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name “Makkusu Bodi” (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like “explosive boobs and bums”, police said. Saito is alleged to have had about 30 overweight women working for her, including one who tipped the scales at more than 150 kilograms, Jiji Press reported. Police say punters in Tokyo could telephone to request a visit in their home or hotel room, a service called “deri-heru” (delivery health) that is widespread in Japan, where it is illegal to sell penetrative sex. Saito, who is believed to have earned about 400 million yen ($4 million) over three years, had previously worked as a prostitute, Jiji said. She began her business because she believed larger women were popular with customers, the agency added.

Whats the old saying? The grass is always greener, right? Thats whats going on here. Japanese guys and their pixelated dicks don’t know anything except cartoon tentacles and flat assed Asians. Like sure a lot of guys would love to bukkake an Asian newscaster with pin straight hair weighing 100 pounds. Would love to finger a tiny on a public bus. But when thats all you do over and over again it loses its luster. After a while you want explosive boobs. You want explosive buns. You want a 330 pound hooker with some rolls and some curves to absolutely pancake your Japanese ass. Its like the forbidden fruit. You always want what you cant have. And even though a big fat whore being delivered to your doorstep isn’t something that like 90% of guys wouldn’t want, one man’s 330 pound pile of trash is another mans 330 pound treasure.

Its just a shame its all been shut down for the Japs. What a fucking gig these guys had going. And that millionaire madame too. Basically had like a Seamless Web delivery system of BBW hookers. Guess you just gotta go back to getting fat hookers the old fashioned way. Whatever that is.

(Saw this was already blogged after I had written it. Don’t caaaaareee)