The Kate Upton Prom Date Reject Has A New Date – My Potential New Number 1 Nina Agdal

Daily MailThe high school senior who invited Kate Upton to prom via YouTube may not be getting his first choice, but he’s bagged himself an equally gorgeous Sports Illustrated model as a date.  Jake Davidson, 17, from Los Angeles, California, will apparently be taking Danish-born Nina Agdal to his May 23 dance, following his very public proposal to Miss Upton in March. In an upcoming episode of Inside Edition, the teenager tries on tuxedos in a bid to look his best, while his five-foot-nine-inch guest, four years his senior, slips into an array of school-appropriate gowns – a far cry from her usual bikini-clad look.  Jake revealed to the JewishJournal.com that 20-year-old supermodel Kate Upton had politely declined his prom proposal.  ‘While I would have loved for Kate to come to my prom, I understand she is a very busy and in demand professional and I am so grateful for Kate responding at all,’ he explained in an email. However, Miss Agdal, 21, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret, Billabong and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, stepped in to save the deflated student.

Thats my girl! She’s younger, she’s faster, she’s sexier, and she’s here to take the throne. She’s hungry, metaphorically. Kate Upton is hungry, literally. And this is how it begins. First she’s taking your loser Jew prom date. The next thing she’s taking the SI cover for you. And before you know it Nina Agdal is the new number 1 supermodel in the world while Kate Upton is doing Plus Size photo shoots for granny panties in the Sears catalog. It may not seem like a big deal to take this little squid to prom, but its a slippery slope my friends. Kate Upton is just begging to be Wally Pipp’d by Nina Agdal.

PS – I’m well aware that Nina Agdal kinda looks like Asshole Tattoo Girl Deuce Deuces. I’m not sure whether this hurts her cause or helps it.

On the one hand, she looks like a trashbag chick getting her asshole tattooed. So thats not exactly “Number 1″ material. On the other hand, she has those fuck me eyes, and she normally looks like this:

So this little Ping Pong game continues.

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