The Kate Upton Mercedes Super Bowl Commercial Might Be The Worst Commercial In Advertising History

What in the fuck did I just watch? I just watched a fat chick stand near a bunch of dudes in weird tight 1990’s jeans washing a car. And that will probably cost them, what, like 2 million dollars on Super Bowl Sunday? If thats honestly the commercial they run during the game thats gotta be the worst in history. Maybe this is some sort of reverse advertising shit? Make a commercial so bad that everyone talks about it and you get the same exposure? I bet they had big sexy plans in mind with Kate Upton rubbing her body all over a soapy car and then they realized she’s fat so they were like “Uhhh have these dudes wash the car and then we’ll just have this dumpy blonde chick watch them.”

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