Team Jeans And Sneakers
So yesterday I’m watching the Giants and I tweet out this picture of my dog who was passed the fuck out. Take a moment to recognize that my dog is the motherfuckin man.
Ok now on to the Jeans and Sneakers debate. Everyone on twitter looked right past Duncan and noticed my boy who was rockin the Jeans and running shoes behind him. Dude was gettin roasted:
So we all had a good laugh about it because my buddy is notorious for wearing those ugly ass running shoes everywhere he goes, year round. Like he legit wears those on the beach. Brutal But I snap some pictures of the rest of the guys in the room. Straight shoes and jeans. Sheaning.
Whitest crew in America. Cream cheese smeared on top of snow. White on white on white. But the outrage on twitter was downright bizarre.
^ this one is hilarious
Well look at all the fashionistas we got out there in Stoolie nation! A bunch of Tim Gunn’s out there treating NFL Sunday like its Project Runway. Now listen don’t get me wrong – Neon running shoes ain’t my favorite. Especially that weird pair of Asics from Exhibit #1. And yes, a couple pairs of those jeans are straight up Wranglers. With the Brett Favre U Shaped Construction:
But at the end of the day we’re still just talking about wearing jeans and sneakers over to your buddy’s apartment to watch football and eat wings and drink beer. What are all these goddam nancies complaining about? What do you guys wear out on Sunday? High heels and skirts? Are you matching your Air Jordans to your flat brim hat like some sort of gangster? Thankfully theres still a lot of normal Stoolies out there:
Really what this boils down to it this – A) Are you white? and B) Do you give a fuck about being fashionable on a Sunday watching football? All those guys complaining probably wear Capri pants and boat shoes like fucking Feitelberg or something. For the record I rock some dark jeans that haven’t been washed in about 15 months with some Nikes:
So, where do you fall? Do you Shean? Are you some bougie weirdo who needs to have fancy footwear on during football? I fall somewhere in the middle – I can recognize Dad Shoes and Dad Jeans, but I’m still jeans and sneakers for life.
Vote 1 for I don’t see any problem with what they were wearing Vote 10 for I would never be caught dead wearing those jeans and sneakers
PS – Here are some more of the best tweets blasting me and my crew from yesterday: