Stool Wars: Trillest Vs. KFC
So I had no idea one of the best rivalries at Barstool had been brewing for weeks now right under my nose. That idiot Mikey Da Trillest vs KFC. For over a month now he’s been photoshopping my face into various picture to exact revenge on me. As the story supposedly goes, I accused Mikey of saying JR Smith was as good as Steph Curry. That inbred-cracker-posing-as-a-black-man claims he never said such a thing and now has vowed to make my internet life a living hell by photoshopping my face all day every day. As Mikey described it, “welcome to the terrordome.” I had no idea this was even happening until Feitelberg retweeted one of his pictures. Thats when I uncovered dozens of these photos.
I’ll be perfectly honest right now I’m getting my ass kicked in this rivalry. I mean, yes, Mikey Da Trillest is an idiot who thinks JR Smith is as good as Steph Curry. Yes, he pretends to be black in the “comet section,” as he calls it, and over twitter. And yes, the only reason he doesn’t want to wear my skin is because I’m white. But goddamit his photoshop game is on point. Ordinarily I’d never give Trillest any satisfaction but when he put my head on a Hondo, I knew the Stoolies needed to see it.
PS – Out of all the disrespectful things Mikey has said and done, this takes the cake:
Son of a bitch.