(CNN) — Canada could have an exploding whale problem. The carcasses of three blue whales, the world’s biggest mammals, washed up on the western shores of the island of Newfoundland this month, and now two towns with carcasses in their boundaries find themselves facing a huge predicament: How do they get rid of the decomposing leviathans before something bad happens, like an explosion? That’s the fear of some of the 600 residents of Trout River, where an 81-foot-long, 60-ton carcass is bloating on the waterfront as methane gas inside expands, according to a report from CTV. “I’m not sure with the heat and gases that are trapped inside of this mammal if at some point in time it will explode,” Emily Butler, Trout River’s town clerk, said in an interview published in The Star. Jack Lawson, a scientist with Canada’s Department of Fisheries and Oceans, said a whale explosion is unlikely. He’s more worried someone could fall inside the decomposing beast. “The (whale) skin is starting to lose its integrity and if someone were to walk along, say, the chin — that is full of all that gas — they could fall in the whale. The insides will be liquefied. Retrieving them would be very difficult,” Lawson, told the National Post.
Yo this is fucking disgusting. That blubbery pile of dead whale just waiting to explode giggling all over the place makes me wanna puke all over myself. And the fact that Canadians are flocking to this fucking thing like its some sort of tourist attraction is completely repulsive. Hey Canada do you hear what they’re saying? They’re saying there’s 2 possible outcomes – 1 is that the whale completely fucking blows up from being bloated with gas. The other outcome is that they are saying its going to somehow swallow people up like fucking Pinocchio. I’m not exactly sure why anyone would “walk along, say, the chin” and fall into a goddam whale but this is Canada we’re talking about here. And these are beached whales we’re talking about. And after these two other whale incidents:
I’ll believe anything you fucking tell me about whales. Someone better get some fucking dynamite or poke this thing with a spear before we got some dumb ass Canadians stuck inside a dead whale.
PS – Anybody ever go whale watching as a school trip? How fucking weird was that?
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