TMZ – Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital … and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart … TMZ has learned. Ron’s manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ … 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star … and discovered the aneurysm. According to Esterman, Ron’s condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He’s currently being prepped for surgery. Ron — and his 9-inch penis — have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together … including, “Super Hornio Brothers,” “High Heels, Low Standards,” and “A Christmas Orgy.” He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, “TMSleaze.
You know its weird. I’ve obviously never met Ron Jeremy. But there’s only so many times you can see a man’s howitzer before you develop a connection to him. Like I’ve seen Ron Jeremy’s asshole and stuff. I’ve seen him in some of the most intimate places and situations imaginable. For God’s sake we’ve probably ejaculated at the same time a bunch of times. I know its all through the computer screen, but this is 2013 folks. Thats enough to develop a friendship. If Manti Te’o had a girlfriend over the internet, than Ron Jeremy and I are, at the very least, considered to be friends. Get well soon, buddy. You’re an inspirational to fat hairy disgusting dudes everywhere.
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