Name One Thing Cockier Than A Suede Covered Porsche

Metro UK – From private underwear parties to star-crossed dashes to the airport, they do things differently in Chelsea. Encapsulating this perfectly is this Porsche covered in suede seen around the streets of west London in recent days. The above picture was taken by former Apprentice contestant turned property professional Jamie Lester, who posted it on Twitter. ‘Some people love it, some people hate it,’ he said referring to the velvety-smooth supercar, which wouldn’t seem out of place on Channel 4 show Made In Chelsea. ‘Who would want a suede Porsche? Why would you even have that thought?’ wrote one Twitter user.

“Who would want a suede Porsche?” twitter user? Um. How about me and anyone else who wants to show the world they are better than the rest of the general population? I’m not a car guy at all. I drive my family’s Honda Fit if I’m ever in the car. And I’m generally not a flashy guy outside of the blog. But if you’re gonna show off then fucking show off and rock out with this suede Porsche. The most extravagant, conceited, far fetched thing I think I’ve ever seen. And you can talk about being insecure and over compensating and all that other shit but bottom line is I’d rather be small dicked insecure dude with a fucking suede Porsche than some average schmuck in a standard chrome Mercedes or something. Plain and simple, anytime you can fuck a chick on the hood of your car and she ends up getting a rug burn, you know you’re doing something right in life.