Long Island Princesses Has Arrived

“Shabbot shalom…Go Fuck Yourself”

Apparently Long Island Princesses premiered earlier this month and I missed it. Well after seeing this trailer I’m gonna have to set my DVR to that shit every week. If this trailer is any indication this is just gonna be a bunch of Jews embarrassing the shit out of themselves. Which I am always down with. As a matter of fact I’m pretty sure thats the very foundation on which Dave Portnoy built the Barstool Empire. I mean if you don’t think Shabbot Shalom Go Fuck Yourself is my new catch phrase, then you don’t know me, and you don’t know how much I like to make fun of Jewish people. As stereotypical as Jersey Shore was for Guidos, a bunch of JAPs running around Long Island crying to their mother’s that they aren’t married saying shit like “manischewitz” and “schvitzing” is probably as bad as it gets for the Chosen’s.

PS – That cry for help around the 1:05 mark is priceless. I could watch that chick sob about her so called miserable life 24 hours a day.

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