Kim Kardashian Knows The Correct Way To Put On Prego Weight

Jeeeeeesus Christ. Looks like she’s gonna give birth to twins out her nipples. Listen, I’m not gonna sit here and fight the “is she fat, is she not” fight. All I’m saying is, if you’re gonna get knocked up, you’re gonna put on weight. So if you’re gonna be all fat & gross, at least gain a majority of your pounds in the right places. Make sure you’re sporting a pair of 36G’s for me to slap around…unless you’re cool with being ignored for the duration of your repulsiveness.

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