Kansas Father Outraged Over Sex Ed Poster In His Daughter's Middle School

NYDN – A Kansas school district says it teaches abstinence in its middle schools — but parents say an explicit listing of sex acts belongs on the set of a porno, not in a classroom. Other Shawnee parents, though, are OK with the explicit list and the sex education curriculum as a whole. The contentious poster has prompted a frank public discussion about the course in this Kansas City suburb. Seventh and eighth grade students — generally 12- and 13-year-olds — were exposed to the poster which asks, “How do people express their sexual feelings?” with listed responses like “grinding,” “anal sex,” “sexual fantasy,” “oral sex” and “touching each other’s genitals,” but also “dancing,” “talking” and “hugging.”  “Why would you put it in front of 13-year-old students?” incredulous father Mark Ellis asked WDAF-TV. “Who approved this? You know this had to pass through enough hands that someone should have said, ‘Wait a minute, these are 13-year-old kids. We do not need to be this in-depth with this sexual education type of program.’” But a follow up story by the TV station found one Hocker Middle School student and her mother who were in favor of the curriculum — and found nothing wrong with the poster. “It’s just a poster. Yes, they’re words and they’re going to be eye-popping of course, but it’s better they show us now than later on,” Lyssa, an eighth-grader, told WDAF. “There are kids that are my age, honestly, that are sexually active. They don’t know the consequences.”

I’m not some conservative idiot who runs around preaching abstinence and celibacy and shit like that. I ain’t an idiot. I know kids are fucking at the age of like 13. You gotta educate the kids and give them condoms and shit the minute they graduate from elementary school. Its like “Finish reading The Giving Tree, get a free box of condoms.” You gotta prepare realistically.

But at the same time do I need a poster in my 13 year old daughter’s school saying that people have anal sex? Do I really need her making the jump to butt fucking sooner rather than later? I mean no matter what your stance on sex ed, you gotta admit that a poster like this tells people its standard to fuck in the ass if you have feelings for another person. Which, ladies, don’t get me wrong – it is normal. Completely normal. Should definitely be done casually and frequently. But like once you get to college. Not fucking middle school. Grinding, touching each others genitals, oral sex, even intercourse, I get it. Those are the basics that need to be addressed. But no need to tell 13 year old Suzie Q “if you have a crush on a boy in class, you can put his D in your B-hole.”

PS – Lyssa’s dad better be chaining her to the radiator as we speak. I see right through that “There are kids that are my age that are sexually active.”