NYDN – “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm’s private parts are causing a stir. Again. An AMC insider tells [email protected]clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes. “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.” Our insider says that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private. “His privates are the inside joke,” says our source, who adds that Hamm “knows what he’s got.” This season, the network hired popular ’60s illustrator Brian Sanders to tackle the poster task with a paintbrush. In past seasons’ posters, we’ve seen Hamm’s Don Draper both sitting and standing with his back to us. The new season debuts on Sunday, April 7, with a two-hour premiere. A rep for Hamm said: “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”
Hammerhead cock on that Don Draper. Just an absolute sledge. Trying to cram that dick and balls into a pair of 1960s pantaloons must be an absolute chore. And the staffer can give me a break with this whole underwear thing. Asking Jon Hamm to control his cock so it doesn’t distract people. You can’t stop Jon Hamm’s dick. You can’t even hope to contain it. Asking him to put that thing away in a pair of tighty whities is like asking an elephant to get inside a dog cage. Just not happening. That trunk has a life of its own. Does what it wants. Its Don Draper’s dick and ball’s world. We’re just living in it.
PS – Jon Hamm’s rep can suck my little, 1/10th the size of Don Drapers dick. Its been blogged about 1,000 times and if he steps out of the house bulging like I’m wearing a pair of 3D glasses then its gonna be 1,001. And the time after that 1,002 and so on and so forth. I will never take the high road on Jon Hamm’s dick.
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