I Just Shipped My Pants
You know it really doesn’t take much. Get Dikembe Mutombo to swat a box of cereal in an Asians face. Get a bunch of kids to act stupid talking about pickles and islands made of candy. Or just make it sound like a bunch of people are talking about shitting their pants. Those are how you make good commercials these days.
PS – Why would you ever need to ship your pants anywhere? Furniture, sure. Heavy electronics, yea. Jeans? You can probably just carry those out.