Just a fun little game I stumbled upon during my internet travels today. How many times are you gonna see your parents before they’re fucking dead?
I ran two scenarios. One being generous saying I see my parents every other week. One being more realistic saying I go home once a month.
And we came back with:
S0 being realistic here, I’m probably only gonna see my parents about 400 more times before they’re dead. That doesn’t seem like a lot at all, but thats what I’m sticking with. Because if I’m being perfectly honest, the once a month figure is probably more realistic, and only getting to see my parents 264 more times is pretty fucking depressing.
So I hope we take some pictures next time I’m home, mom! Because we only got a few hundred more times together before you guys kick the bucket.
PS – At least I don’t live in Honduras. We’d barely crack 200 more times.
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