Team Pizza of the hamster world responds! In decidedly week fashion, though. Pretty sure this was a knockoff creation from a different Youtube user so I feel bad declaring a winner here, but clearly in this showdown Burrito Hamster takes home the belt. The presentation was better and that hamster just absolutely fucking crushed that burrito. I mean he inhaled that thing. Looked like Heather Brooke just making that shit disappear into his mouth. Meanwhile pizza hamster just sat there picking at his slice like a little bitch. Thought at one point he was gonna use a knife and fork. In order to compete with burrito hamster he would have needed to fold that slice in half, Holley Mangold style. But ultimately it was a complete massacre.