Google Co-Founder Dumps Gross Wife For New Slampiece

Source – One of the Silicon Valley’s richest and most powerful couples have split up.

Google co-founder Sergey Brin and his high-profile wife, 23andMe co-founder Anne Wojcicki, have been living apart for several months, according to a new report in All Things Digital.  Brin is the very public face of Google Glass, the new phone and social networking product worn like spectacles, whose fortune is estimated at about $23 billion.  The couple have been married since 2007 and have two children.  Citing sources, the All Things D story says there may be limited chances for a reconciliation between the power couple because he is seeing a fellow Google colleague.  Industry blog Valleywag says the 40-year-old Brin is dating Glass marketing manager Amanda Rosenberg, who is in her mid-20s. But she has not spoken out and a request for comment from the Daily News wasn’t immediately answered.

Looks like trouble is brewing in Silicon Valley.  Or just an example of the logical thing to do when you’re a billionaire and you’re current wife is a pig and some new up and coming Asian slampiece is all up on your D.  Who the fuck gets married, let alone stays married when they have billions of dollars in the bank.  Not me man, not me.  So it’s only natural you finally realize the mistake you’ve made and crush the marketing chick wearing some google glasses right in your ex wife’s face.  Plus everyone knows Asians have an extra muscle in their pussy that makes it tighter.

P.S. Hey Sergey, gchat Mr. Jobs upstairs for me and tell him to let my galleries post on the Barstool app, you’re killing my pageviews bro