Glen Falls Mom In Hot Water For Inviting Strippers To Her 16 Year Old’s Birthday Party
SOUTH GLENS FALLS, N.Y. - Police have charged the mother who allegedly hired exotic dancers for her son’s 16th birthday party at Spare Time Bowling Center in South Glens Falls last November. The South Glens Falls Police Department has arrested 33-year-old Judy Viger, of Gansevoort, for allegedly “organizing, managing, and paying for a birthday party where two female entertainers were hired and introduced to perform personal and intimate dances for some party attendees.” Police say five of the party attendees were under the age of 17. Photos posted on social networking sites were given to police by people concerned about the party, held November 3rd at the Spare Time bowling alley, on Saratoga Road. At least one image showed a nearly nude, tattooed woman clinging upside down to a seated teen, with her head between his knees and legs wrapped around his neck, as others look on. Viger has been charged with five counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child and issued an appearance ticket for a later date.
On the surface this seems like a pretty despicable move, but I know exactly what Judy Viger was trying to do here. Her son is 16 fucking years old and still having his birthday party at a goddam bowling alley. Bro how pathetic can you be? You gonna order a bunch of pizzas and have them cut up extra small into those skinny baby slices too? Maybe get a Carvel Ice Cream cake? Have the bowling alley put up the bumpers while you and 20 of your dude friends bowl because you didn’t even have any chicks to invite? You’re 16 years old, bro! You know what your 33 year old mom was doing at your age? She was getting fucked 6 ways from Sunday. For her 16th birthday someone probably got her a goddam abortion. By 17 she was working as the strippers who got hired to perform at bowling alleys. Dad obviously isn’t in the picture so when she sees her son having his party at the bowling alley like a 9 year old she’s gotta step in and help turn him into a man.
So bottom line is hiring strippers to your sons birthday party isnt gonna earn you any points for the Mom of the Year vote. But when your son is like 20 years old and still partying like a 1st grader, hiring some naked whores to try and snap him into manhood may actually boost her chances in the Dad of the Year award.