Game Of Thrones Author George R.R. Martin Says Everyone In Jets Management Should Be Fired
PFT – Fans of HBO’s Game of Thrones were recently faced with a question: Is one dragon for 8,000 soldiers a fair trade? But George R.R. Martin, author of the books Game of Thrones is based on, has a different question: Is Darrelle Revis for two draft picks a fair trade? In Martin’s opinion, the answer to that question is no. In fact, Martin thinks the Jets’ decision to trade Revis for the Buccaneers’ first-round pick this year and either their third- or fourth-round pick next year will be as disastrous as Kraznys mo Nakloz’s decision to trade 8,000 Unsullied to Daenerys Targaryen. Martin is a huge Jets fan, and on the same day when Game of Thrones viewers were watching the dragon-for-Unsullied trade, Martin was taking to his personal website to denounce the Jets for getting rid of their best player. “It is hard to be a fan of the New York Jets,” Martin wrote. “They have hardly done anything right since Joe Willie Namath won SuperBowl III, and every time you think maybe they are finally turning the corner, they find some new way to screw things up. Today the Jets traded Darrelle Revis, the best cornerback in the NFL and far and away the best player on the team. It is never a good idea to trade the best player on your team. The Jets desperately need a shut-down corner, since they do not have a real pass-rush threat, and the only way they ever get any pressure on the opponent’s QB is by shutting down his receivers long enough for the rushers to get there. Revis was a huge part of the reason why Rex Ryan’s defense has been so good (ups and downs, sure, but still one of the better defenses in the league). So they get rid of him Right. Only the Jets.” Martin had tough words for Jets General Manager John Idzik (“Fire his ass now”) and said he thinks the 2013 season will end with the Jets having the worst record in the league and with coach Rex Ryan getting fired.
How legit would a football franchise of Dothraki people be? Imagine Khal Drogo as your defensive end? Khaleesi on the sidelines as the head coach. George RR Martin as the GM creating a whole team of ruthless warriors. They’d be so fucking legit. Polar opposite of the Jets current roster. Right now I feel like the Rex and the Jets are like Khaleesi’s weird ass brother from season 1. For years they’ve been talking about how they are gonna become King. Acting all spoiled and entitled like the Throne belonged to them. Acting like a Dragon, spitting fire from your mouth. Well now shit is hitting the fan the AFC East and the rest of league are about to give us a “Golden Grown” and melt our fucking head’s with molten hot gold. Rex, you think you’re king? Here you go dude. Crown for a King. Melted fucking face.
Hey at least we can draft Clowney with the number 1 pick last year. He’s about as close to a real life Khal Drogo as you can get.