Fan Duel Fridays - Because Someone Has To Pay For My Medical Insurance
So my COBRA benefits ran out this month. Which means your boy KFC is now paying full sticker price for his fucking medical coverage. Which is probably the most expensive thing on the planet for something you’ll never use. But, in case anyone didn’t see my Combine, I’m not exactly a specimen of good health. I can’t shoot up to Boston every week for all sorts of physical challenges and then the day I blow a hamstring I’m not covered. So long story short I’m probably gonna be broke soon unless I start winning Fan Duel. So not only am I asking you to just sign up this week, I’m asking you to make the worst possible team you can imagine. Just throw it this week so I can win. This isn’t a “Papa needs a new pair of shoes” situation. This is a “Papa needs a good network of doctors in his plan for when he inevitably tears or breaks something trying to compete against a professional athlete on the Bro Show.”
1. $6,000 in prizes, $1200 for 1st
2. 266 spots in the tournament
3. $25 entry, can enter up to 3 teams
4. Prizes down to 26th place
(Get ready for the most political comment section a Fan Duel blog has ever seen)