Dude Gets $1 Million Payout After Doctors Remove The Wrong Testicle

Daily Mail – More than £1million in damages have been paid out by the NHS to men who have had the wrong testicle removed by surgeons.  In the last four years there have been 56 successful claims made by men who have been affected by medical blunders, according to the National Health Service Litigation Authority.  In most cases the men didn’t need surgery at all and in others surgeons also had to remove the second testicle. The NHS normally pays out around £20,000 if the wrong testicle has been removed. Roger Goss, co-director of Patient Concern, told The Sun: ‘It is amazing that surgeons don’t always take enough care to guarantee that they are removing the correct testicle. ‘Despite the huge total compensation bill, individual payments sound modest for wrecking men’s lives.’ According to the figures £1.3million has been paid out since 2009.  Men who have been left infertile can be rewarded up to £70,000. But the most common reason for payouts is when doctors misdiagnose testicular torsion — where the tubes inside the body get twisted, cutting off the blood supply. Other claims result from hernia operations where the blood supply to the testicle is accidentally cut off.

I say a lot of exaggerated shit here on Barstool New York – but I’m dead ass serious when I say I’d give up a testicle for a million bucks. I mean are you fucking kidding me! That dude hit the fucking jackpot. Basically won the lottery. First of all you’ve got 2 nuts. So you still have your backup ball. Secondly what do you really need your balls for anyway? To procreate? Big whoop. I probably shouldn’t do that anyway. If you ain’t trying to have kids, your balls are pretty much useless. Except for the 2 or 3 times throughout your entire life when the average dude may be trying to get a chick pregnant, your nutsack doesn’t do a goddam thing. The only day to day value of balls is that it gives me something to grab when I put my hand down my pants when I’m watching TV. So anytime you can swap something thats pretty much useless for one million fucking dollars, you should do it. I’d probably give up a nut for like 50 grand.