Dude Calls The Cops For Safety After He Stiffs A Hooker

Kansas CityPolice in northeast Kansas are investigating possible charges after a man called for help, saying he feared for his safety after he was unable to pay a prostitute for sex. The Topeka Capital-Journal reports the 23-year-old man summoned Riley County police to a mobile home in Manhattan around 2 a.m. Wednesday. The man told officers he hired a Topeka woman online at an agreed rate of $400 for two hours of sex. When the two hours were up, the man said, he confessed to the woman that he had no money to pay her. Police say the man called for help because he feared some kind of retaliation from the woman or her boss. No arrests have been made while the investigation continues.

$200/hour is a pretty steep price for a Wednesday morning pussy rental – even if you’re a little better off than a 23 year-old kid living in a trailer. But I guess she could’ve charged a bajillion bucks a minute and it wouldn’t have mattered. Was this her first day? It’s always cash up front. Always. That’s Whoring 101. Give credit to this horny son of a bitch though. Takes balls of steel to not only reel in a hooker knowing full well you’re not paying, but to smash for an extra hour. I just don’t get what he’s afraid of. If this slut had a boss to worry about, she’d have been taught to collect first or taste brass knuckles later. Once dicks and pussies came out before the money, he could’ve played his cards right & become her “Gator”. After he fucked her, of course.


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