If this video doesn’t make you wanna be a dog, then you’re probably a chick who likes cats. Seriously I’d give up my life in a fucking heartbeat to be a dog. Just straight chilin all day. Constantly got people rubbing you and feeding you. And you can lick your own balls. Other than the fact that humans chop your balls off, theres absolutely nothing about human life that beats a dogs life. I’d rather be this guy hangin out listenin to the Geto Boys with a life expectancy of like 12 years than live like 75 mediocre human years.
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