Dennis Rodman Completely Melts Down And Goes Off The Deep End Babbling About North Korea On CNN

(CNN) — Basketball star Dennis Rodman on Tuesday defended his controversial visit to North Korea with a team of former NBA players, saying it was a “great idea for the world.” In an exclusive interview with Chris Cuomo of CNN’s “New Day” from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang, Rodman reacted angrily when pressed on whether the group should have traveled there given recent events in the secretive country. The trip takes place just weeks after North Korea shocked the world by announcing the purge and execution of Kim’s once-powerful uncle. There are also concerns for the welfare of U.S. citizen Kenneth Bae, who’s been detained there for more than a year. The other former NBA players are due to take part in a controversial basketball game on the birthday of Kim Jong Un, the country’s young, unpredictable leader. The friendly contest with North Korea’s team is planned for Wednesday, when Kim is believed to turn 31. Apparently referring to Kim, Rodman said, “I love my friend. This is my friend.” Asked if he would take the opportunity to ask North Korean leaders about Bae, Rodman suggested the Korean-American had done something wrong but did not say what that was. Growing angry with Cuomo and jabbing his finger toward the camera for emphasis, Rodman said, “Kenneth Bae did one thing … If you understand what Kenneth Bae did. Do you understand what he did in this country? No, no, no, you tell me, you tell me. Why is he held captive here in this country, why? … I would love to speak on this. “You know, you’ve got 10 guys here, 10 guys here, they’ve left their families, they’ve left their damn families, to help this country, as in a sports venture. That’s 10 guys, all these guys here, do anyone understand that? Christmas, New Year’s … “I don’t give a rat’s ass what the hell you think. I’m saying to you, look at these guys here, look at them … they dared to do one thing, they came here.” Fellow player Charles D. Smith tried to calm the discussion but Rodman carried on, becoming increasingly agitated. “Ain’t no shill … let me do this,” he said to Smith, shaking his hand from his arm. Addressing Cuomo, he continued, “Really? Really? I want to tell you one thing. People round the world, around the world, I wanna do one thing. “You’re the guy behind the mic right now. We’re the guys here doing one thing. We have to go back to America and take the abuse. Do you have to take the abuse that we’re gonna take? Do you sir, are you going to take the abuse? “One day, one day, this door is going to open because these 10 guys here, all of us, Christie, Vin, Dennis, Charles, … I mean everybody here, if we could open the door just a little bit for people to come here and do one thing.” Some of the players visible in shot behind Rodman looked increasingly uncomfortable as he challenged the CNN anchor.

We have officially left planet earth, folks. We are in outer space. This honestly looked like a fucking WWF promo. I was waiting for Rodman to start screaming “Whacha gonna DOOOO, BROTHER…when the Worm runs wild on you!” Pointing his cigar into the camera, screaming “Ain’t no “shild”! Aint no “shild!” Ranting about leaving his family and “sports ventures.” Backed by his fucking entourage of VIN BAKER and CHARLES SMITH, all while CNN anchor Chris Cuomo asks him about INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY AND PRISONERS OF NORTH KOREA.

The world is straight up coming to an end. The last time I heard Rodman doing a media appearance like this, he was literally getting his dick sucked on the air. He showed up to his book signings dressed as a woman in a bridal gown. He kicked that dude square in the ballsack. I’m pretty sure he almost drank himself to death at one point. And now he’s on CNN being asked about whether or not he will stand up for Kenneth Bae’s family????? Cuncel humanity, folks. Its a wrap for humankind.