Craigslist – Both male and female late 40’s seek adventurous couple for fun times. We seek another couple for a night of fun so we can check off another on our bucket list. We would like the man to dress up and play the part of Pat Robertson and the female to wear a tight blue dress and act like she is a sales spokesperson on Home Shopping channel. My husband I would be naked and making love in our bed all the while Pat Robertson will be constantly attempting to save our souls and the female to have ongoing dialogue trying to sell us an Ab Rocket in 3 easy payments. We are open to possibly videoing the event as long as each of you sign a disclaimer. Pl;ease place the word “damnation” as subject line
Now its not quite like having Jerry The King and JR or Gus Johnson giving the play by play of your sex, but I like the creativity. Very specific requests, which is what I respect. A male and female role clearly defined. Fake Pat Robertson preaching to save your souls, Home Shopping Network women trying to sell you the Ab Rocket. These two know exactly what gets them off.
I, too, know exactly what I’d like in similar fashion. For the Male role, I’d have President Whitmore as played by Bill Pullman from Independence Day delivering his “We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night” speech on repeat
Pure inspiration. Emotion. Would encourage me to fuck for all mankind
And for the female role, Yolanda Vega announcing the winning lottery numbers:
Straight excitement. Exuberance. A little ethnic flavor to spice it up. The perfect compliment to President Whitmore. So there it is, folks. My Craigslist Sex Fantasy. The speech from Independence Day and Yolanda Vega doing lottery balls.
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