Cougar On The 6 Train

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Copping a feel over the shirt and getting a lap dance from this monstrosity was probably enough to make a good video, but shit goes absolutely off the rails at 1:10 when she whips out those torpedoes. Shit takes a turn to absolute crazyville after that. I mean I kinda understand this dude just letting this behemoth have her way with him. Just for a laugh. Do it for the story. What else are you gonna do on the 6 train late at night? But when he takes those titties an starts slapping his own face with them, I just don’t know what to say. Its as aggressive as it gets. Looked like a baker squeezing some icing out of a pastry bag. It all started off in that joking manner like “I’ll just let this fat disaster of a human get her jollies” but by the end this dude is definitely reciprocating. That shit is just as fun for him by the end.

I guess what they say is true, fat chicks really do try harder.