Somehow the human race has officially become too stupid to handle trains. I don’t know how we’ve gone backwards this much. Its like space travel. In ’69 we put people on the moon and after that people were just dying left and right trying to go to space. Thats exactly whats happened with trains. For like 200 years everyone knew to stay away from the train tracks and now in 2013 everyone decided to forget that rule. Like 1 person per month die in NYC subways these days. This was down in Brazil, where I’m surprised they didn’t just let that asshole chick get pancaked. New rule – if you’re too stupid to A) stay off the train tracks and B) more specifically, stay off the train tracks during like the 20 second window when a train is barreling through, you deserve to get rolled.
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