NY Post – When Angela Ihegboro first saw her newborn daughter, she was “speechless.” “She’s a miracle baby,” the 35-year-old mother said yesterday. “But still, what on Earth happened here?” What happened is that baby Nmachi is a blond, blue-eyed white baby born to two black Nigerian immigrant parents at a London hospital. “The first thing I said was, ‘What the flip?’ ” said the father, Ben Ihegboro. “We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages — not saying anything.” He quickly sought to dispel any speculation. “Of course she is mine. My wife is true to me,” the 44-year-old customer service adviser said. “Even if she hadn’t been, the baby still wouldn’t look like that.” Genetics experts don’t believe in miracles, but they didn’t have any simple answers to the mystery of baby Nmachi. Instead, they offered three theories:
Let me just jump in here for a moment along with the genetic experts. Let me put on my white lab coat and my spectacles and chime in on this quote unquote miracle. It could be:
1) A genetic mutation that makes a baby with all black DNA come out white with blonde hair and blue eyes
2) Many many years ago, this baby’s ancestors was carrying dormant white people genes deep in their body, passing it on from generation to generation, lying in wait, ready to spring in 2015 to turn this black family white
3) She could be a partial albino, and over the course of time she may fade to black like a changeling shapeshifter.
Or, if Dr. KFC may throw his hat into the ring, it could be:
4) Your wife fucked a white guy, Ben.
Ever heard of Occam’s Razor, Mr. Ihegboro? The simplest answer is most often correct. The phrase Occam’s Razor dates back the 13th century when William of Ockham fucked a black chick and when the baby came out white everyone was like “The baby is white because she fucked that white dude William.” So when your baby comes out looking like a member of the Aryan Nation its probably not because of a 1 in a million genetic mutation or dormant albino genes. Its probably because she fucked a guy that looks like Boomer Esiason. Facts only from Dr. Clancy here. You’re black, that baby is white, she doesnt belong to you. Your wife fucked a white guy.
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