Barstool NYC Comments of the Week – Neil Edition

So. Anything you guys in the comments section wanna talk about this week? Anything on your mind? Couple funny comments that jumped out at me before Neilmageddon began this week:

Blog: Bearded Woman From Germany Says Shes Ready For Love.

Commenter: BossHogg – “I’m craving a Three Musketeers now”

Subtle and obscure, but if you understood it, home run.

Blog: Latest Craze In China Is Dressing Your Dog In Pantyhose

Commenter: Little Birdie: “That husky needs to face forward right the fuck now.”

No idea why I found this so funny but I can’t even read it now without laughing.

Blog: People At Vatican City Watching Tranny Porn. Commenter – 802Baus: “I might be in the minority here but girl on tranny is some of the best stuff.. basically just a couple lesbians but still with the penetration.” Now naturally people in the comments section jumped all over this guy calling him sick. But really when you think about it, he’s right. Like your normal, average porn watcher is more gay than 802baus. He likes his dicks on chicks. You probably like dicks on dudes. Your requirement to enjoy porn is a male dick. 802 just wants a female dick. Don’t get me wrong – still completely fucked and a BOLD move to declare that to other people. But it really gets you thinking.

Alright, enough is enough. Lets cut to the chase. Neilmania. One of the most absurd, annoying, hilarious, and downright creepy movements in Barstool history. The best comments from the #RevealNeil #NeilIsReal revolution:

Blog: US Loses $148 Billion A Year On Hangovers. Commenter pr34579 – “$148,000,000,000 x 10 = Neil.”

Best Neil Music comments –

These two comments started the whole movement of putting Neil’s name into song lyrics:



Overall Best Neil Music Comment:

bsnells“I put my Neil up on your hip, when I Neil you Neil we Neil, you put your Neil up on my hip, when you Neil I Neil we Neil”

Overall Worst Neil Comment but also kinda sneaky funny goes to the guy who just pasted all the lyrics to Purple Rain and replaced “Rain” with “Neil”:

Randy Kutcher:

I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
I never meant to cause you any pain.
I only wanted to one time see you laughing.
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain.

Purple rain, purple rain.
Purple Neil, purple Neil.
Purple Neil, purple Neil.

I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple Neil.

I never wanted to be your weekend Neil.
I only wanted to be some kind of Neil.
Baby I could never steal you from Neil.
It’s such a shame our friendship had to Neil.

Purple Neil, purple Neil.
Purple Neil, purple Neil.
Purple Neil, purple Neil.

I only wanted to see you underneath the purple Neil.

Honey I know, I know, I know times are Neil.
It’s time we all reach out for something Neil,
That means you Neil.
You say you want a Neil,
But you can’t seem to make up your Neil.
I think you better close Neil,
And let me guide you to the purple Neil.

Purple Neil, purple Neil.
Purple Neil, purple Neil.

If you know what I’m singing about up Neil.
C’mon raise your Neil.

Purple Neil, purple Neil.

I only want to see Neil, only want to see Neil.

Most Bizarre Neil Comment:

FreeTheWeed: “When I killed my first man, he was dying and gasping for breath in my arms, as I pressed the knife in deeper into his belly, I whispered softly into his ear “Now tell me, boy, do you believe in Neil?” #NEILONKFCRADIO”

Most Accurate Neil Comment that captures the essence of this mutiny:

runtrainonrenee69 - guess what KFC- i dont give a fuck about GTA. i dont care about beautiful Brazilian ass. i dont care about perfectly formed cranstons. i want to see one thing, and one thing only on the front page of barstool NY, and that is a scrawny, balding much maligned AIDS patient and failed playwright/blogger from Chicago….. #Reveil

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