Carlos, your girlfriend! Woof! This chick is as homely as the day is long. I’d love to know who the photographer was that was trolling this bitch during this photoshoot. As a photographer there’s a 1000% chance you know this chick is ugly as sin and these pictures are gonna go everywhere for all the wrong reasons. But you probably gotta be giving her the old “Yea baby! Flip your hair! Yea thats it, splash the water! Sexy! Yea!” Meanwhile in your head you’re like “Turn around so I can take a picture of you in that diaper you’re wearing!” “Arch you back jusssst a litte so I can see some of your back fat.” Goodness gracious. Someone shave this chick’s butt and teach her to walk backwards.
So either Tony Weiner is absolutely the worst, most pathetic cheater of all time, or online sexual addiction really is a thing. Because thats the only 2 explanations for flushing your dreams down the toilet for a broad this ugly. Weiner seems like such a loser ostrich, this really may be the best ass he can pull. If thats the case, play on, playa. I guess. Probably better to just bang Huma and call it a day, but whatever. Or this just proves that this man literally cannot resist sexting his dick all over the place. Physically cannot control himself. Because sexting with a chick this beat is absolutely pointless otherwise.
PS – Yes, I’d still hit this pig.
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