Anna Benson Says She's A "Good, Nice Girl" But Kris "Can't Stop Fucking Her Friends"

NY Post – Anna Benson told The Post yesterday that she still loves the former Mets pitcher. “I’m a good girl, a nice girl,’’ insisted the buxom ex-stripper, who now says she wants to start a bulletproof-vest company. “I would never hurt [Kris]. I am still in love with him.” It’s just that “we have been married for 15 years, and he can’t keep it in his pants. He can’t stop f–king my friends, in my house. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t love him.”

Benson you magnificent, psychotic bitch! This is the true face of crazy. You know what I’m saying? This picture with her and the Crazy Eyes is all we needed to see to be able to predict she’d be busting down doors with guns, knives and armor. Like when they showed pictures of the Newton Shooter and you were just like “Yup, thats the face of evil.” Anna Benson is just the epitome of lunatic female behavior. The Amanda Bynes tabloid stories are cute and all, but Anna Benson is Major League crazy. All the celebrity Hollywood chicks are JV and Benson is captain of the varsity squad – straight up stark raving lunatic. She wants to open up a bulletproof vest company for fuck’s sake. Thats as weird as it gets.

And yet, despite all that, you know who’s crazier than her? Fucking Kris Benson. Thats who. Kristin James Benson. Who the fuck would bang Anna Benson’s friends behind her back? There is literally millions of pussies for you to put your dick in dude. Stop banging the craziest woman on the planet’s best friends. Goddam maniac. Maybe shes right. Maybe they really are in love and made for each other.