LINCOLN, Neb. —A Nebraska woman faces charges after she bares it all at a Lincoln Catholic high school. When Valerie Dodds graduated Lincoln East High School, after transferring from St. Pius X High School during her senior year, she took a different path. “It looked like something that I just kind of wanted to try, I guess,” Dodds said. For fun, the 19-year-old started a nude photo business several months ago, but said her classmates did not like it. “That’s when all of the Pius kids were saying mean things and that’s when I decided to go there and show them that I’m here to stay,” she said. Dodds said she got back at them by flashing a little more than expected at a camera. She bared it all on school grounds late at night on Mother’s Day. Days ago, she received a ticket, citing her for trespassing and public nudity. “Why would you give me a ticket for public nudity if I’m trespassing onto private property?” Dodd said.
“Why would you give me a ticket for public nudity if I’m trespassing onto private property?” Well looky here! We got ourselves a regular Perry Mason! Did you get a 180 on your LSATs to go along with those perfect tits of yours? I don’t even understand the plot to be honest. Kids in high school made fun of you for becoming a porn star so you took naked pictures outside of the school to get back at them? Is that it?
I know I shouldn’t be complaining here. 19 year old smokeshow chick takes naked pictures outside of her high school, I should be happy. But I just can’t bring myself to respect this slut. In my eyes, there’s only one smokeshow “Midwest” porn star and thats Melissa Midwest. The originator. One of the most important chicks in my entire life.
One of the Greatest Of All Time. I’ve never given it much thought but you could argue that she’s like top 10 sexiest chick ever. And she came into the game at a very important time when the internet porn scene was just getting cooking. To me she’s a pioneer. The Original Midwest. Its kinda like the people who can’t give Lebron his respect because they are still latching on to Jordan’s legacy. I can’t fully invest my heart or my dick in Val Midwest because both of them will always belong to Melissa Midwest.
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