Gawker – Sweden has The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and now Norway has The Boy With the McDonald’s Receipt Tattoo. He’s an 18-year-old from Lørenskog, and he’ll always remember exactly what he ate on Monday‚ because it’s inked on his right arm. Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl for being too active with the ladies (uh huh, sure) gave him a choice between a Barbie on his ass or the receipt on his arm. Ytterdahl resigned himself to his fate (and probably wished he hadn’t added those 4 extra toppings to his burger). Sabelink Tattoo said it was the strangest tattoo they’d ever done, and asked Ytterdahl if he’d gettheir receipt on his other arm—for free, of course. He agreed, and the next session is scheduled for Monday. “Now I’m a living billboard,” Ytterdahl told the newspaper Romereskes Blad, “But I think all this is just fun. Maybe it won’t be as fun when I’m 50 or 60 years, but it’s my choice.” McDonald’s Norway says the tattoo isn’t a publicity stunt, but they think it’s terrific. “We’re obviously talking about a loyal customer,” said a spokeswoman.
We all know foreigners are a step behind. I dunno what it is but everyone who’s not from America is just weird as shit. Its almost like they haven’t fully caught up with evolution or something. Kinda like how chicks from before 1990 just weren’t as hot as they are now. There’s just something off about all of them.
So I have no idea whats really going on here. But it sounds like young Stian Ytterdahl fucked so many chicks his friends decided he needed to be punished. Needed to be permanently branded for being too much of a cocksman. Barbie on the ass or a McDonald’s receipt on the arm. I suppose these cockblocking sons of bitches thought if this dude gets a McDonalds receipt inked on his arm he’ll finally stop running through broads. Maybe leave some pussy for the rest of us. Well the joke’s on them. If anything this just helps his game. Just another conversation starter. Another ice breaker. Another piece of flair. By the time she’s reading about the Non-Stop Flurry there’s a flurry in her underpants. Another one bites the dust. So, well done to this guy’s weirdo fucking friends who decided to try to punish their friend for fucking too many chicks. All that’s resulted from that is an awesome tattoo and more pussy for your buddy.
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