You Have To Watch The Rock's Return To Monday Night Raw Last Night, The Most Entertaining Thing You'll See This Year

The Rock, ever heard of him, returned to Raw last night and it was the most entertaining thing a camera has ever filmed. One take, the Rock going 100 miles a minute, proving why he’s the biggest movie star in the world. That’s why his movies grossed over a billion dollars last year, why he’s on a hit HBO show, and why he’s still the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Rocky didn’t have to be there. He has 100 movies he could be filming. But yet he still comes back to Raw and electrifies the crowd in a way nobody else on this planet can get even close to doing.

Everything was perfect, from making the Big Show cry about how different his life would have been had Show won the Rumble, not the Rock

To talking about doing the One Legged Russian Vacuum and the Wisconsin Wheelbarrow with Lana

He then cut a hilarious promo in the ring when he went off script, before the New Day came out and confused the FUCK out of everyone who turned on Raw because they saw everyone freaking out on Twitter

Now when WWE decided they were going to have the New Day in the Rock’s segment, they knew it was going to be a TON of new eyeballs on them, which says how much WWE loves these guys. And while it wasn’t New Day’s BEST work, it was still just everything they are. Funny, weird, 3 big black guys with unicorn horns making ridiculous jokes while shaking their booties at the Rock. Having a Champions Huddle. Everything they do is ridiculous.

Now, the segment ended with the lame Usos (Rocks real life cousins, because every Somoan is related) beating the New Day. I hope this is setting up a match at Mania including the Rock. I’ve read that he’s not allowed to wrestle because of movie contract things, too much liability or whatever, but man that would be awesome. Would love to see Big E pin the Rock and start his rise to superstardom.

Regardless, The Rock proved he is the most entertaining person to ever live on this here planet Earth. That first take at the beginning, that live shot, was all him. Takes an insane amount of talent to pull that off. They are going to be showing that promo at every wrestling school for the next 30 years about how to cut a promo.