Trump Claims He And Pavarotti (A Dead Person) Are The Best Of Friends

Trump is the best. The absolute best. It almost goes under the radar that he calls pretty much everyone a friend of his. And it’s quite clear that literally none of these people are his friend, but they never really say anything, cause shit, I guess it’s better to just let him say it than disagree and have him Tweet and try to ruin your career. Enter Pavarotti. Trump calls him a “great friend”. Which is intersting considering Pav Dog died in September, 2007.

Now sure, maybe he was just having fond memories of his ol’ pal Luciano. Reminiscing about all their great times together.  Let’s give him that benefit of the dou…..oh…..

NBC -Luciano Pavarotti’s widow has told Donald Trump to stop playing the tenor’s most famous aria at campaign events, saying the billionaire’s values are “incompatible” with the world’s most recognized opera singer.

Well, that’s awkward. Turns out his “great friend” also had “nothing in common” with him.

It is funny as hell though that Trump continually calls every rich and/or important person his buddy. I’m not positive he actually has any friends at all, but it doesn’t stop him. Now he’s just claiming dead guys as his pals, so you technically can’t prove him and an Italian opera guy didn’t play 18 at Mar-a-Lago from time to time.