Every so often, one of my favorite girls gets killed in and MFK. Sometimes, it’s because of bad pictures. Other times, it’s just an absurdly hard matchup and someone has to die. I’d like to think that was what happened yesterday. Three Hannahs, one has to bite the dust. Unfortunately it was Ms. Polites, owner of perhaps the best ass in the world and a ridiculous body. I didn’t kill her, but you guys did. So in memory of Hannah Polites, let’s hold this memorial service for her.
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