I could wake up tomorrow morning knuckle deep in Kate Upton and I still wouldn’t be as shocked as this kid is that he’s holding a baseball. I’ve never seen a reaction like that to anything ever. He literally, in every literal definition of the word, cannot believe he has a baseball in his hands. He can’t even form words. Some people want to win the lottery, some people want to bang super models, this kid just wanted a foul ball at a Colorado Rockies game. Unfortunately, it’s all down here from here, kid.