HP - An 18-year-old from Norway now has a McDonald’s receipt tattooed on his right arm. Stian Ytterdahl of Lorenskog, said that his friends wanted to punish him for being “too active with the ladies,” according to Scallywag and Vagabond’s translation of Romereskes Blad. It’s entirely unclear what that means, but his friends gave him the option of getting a Barbie tattooed on his butt or his fast food purchase on his arm. Sabelink Tattoo of Lillestrom posted a photo yesterday of Ytterdahl’s decision: “Now I’m a living billboard,” he told Romereskes Blad, according to Gawker. “But I think all this is just fun. Maybe it won’t be as fun when I’m 50 or 60 years old, but it’s my choice.” The tattoo, which takes up most of his arm, shows a recent purchase that included a soda, cheeseburger and “nonstop Flurry.”
They say legends aren’t born, they’re made. And my man Stian Ytterdahl just became a living legend. How else can you really describe it? He is absolutely destroying life. He was getting it in so much with the ladies, his friends had to punish him. Which come on, you know what that really means: he stole all his friends’ girls, and they still wanted to be friends with him. It’s pretty obvious he took each and every one of his friends girlfriends, and they were like “oh shucks, Stian just stole my girl again”. Probably happens so much they hardly bat an eye. So I am wondering why he even agreed to get this tattoo. What, like his friends were really going to stop hanging out with him? But regardless, he agreed to get a tattoo, so of course he got the most baller tattoo possible. Big ass McDonalds receipt, right where everyone can see it. Kind of goes against what Stian’s friends wanted to happen. Now everyone knows this kid is a big time McDonalds baller, and everyone knows his a big time swinging dick with the ladies. Now even more girls are going to flock to him. He simply crushes life.