Radar - Heidi Montag had a shocking 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day and now RadarOnline.com has learned that she’s gone under the knife AGAIN, but this time for a breast reduction. The Hills star, 27, has been complaining about her size F breasts for the past few years and now she is finally having another surgery to make them a more manageable size D. Entertainment Tonight filmed the surgery for Spencer Pratt’s wife and showed a snip of the interview where she says “I just wanna, like, rip them off!” Heidi famously slammed her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, blaming him for her excessive surgeries, after he was killed in a tragic car accident on the Pacific Coast Highway.
Going under the knife to make your boobs smaller should be a crime punishable by law. You put them in, you keep them in. Don’t care if you have some sort of back pain. It’s like a weird twisted finders/keepers. Once they are bolted onto your 100 pound body, they stay on.
But man I hope she’s back to being a looney tune. We haven’t had a nutjob in the news since they locked up Bynes and threw away the key. Spears is normal now, and Lohan is allegedly clean. So it’s perfect timing for Montag to take control of the wackadoo game. It’s been so stagnant for so long. I long for the days when she was getting another plastic surgery every other day then blaming her doctor for giving her plastic surgery. I love insane thought processes like that. It’s like losing your life savings at a casino and blaming the casino for allowing it. Hopefully this is Montag’s return to the big leagues. She’s been floundering in AAA for a while, but rumors are swirling that she regained her form in the time down there, worked on her mechanics, and is back and ready to fire on all cylinders.
This chick has fucking reverse-evolved before our eyes. And now she’s making her boobs smaller? Welcome back!