It’s been almost 3 months since I launched the DMV section of Barstool Sports. Since day 1, we’ve grown steadily, and will continue growing every day. Running Barstool DMV has been my life since the day I was hired. Absolutely 100% committed to bringing the best local (and Florida) stories possible while being as funny as possible. Video taping my TV like a fucking pro. And building the DMV and Barstool community every way possible.
So where do we go from here? We simply continue to grow. It took long enough, but I finally found my Ravens blogger. As terrible as he is at tweeting (@BarstoolBanks), he is really good at writing about the Ravens. Yea sure, bringing in a guy to write about a football team in week 16 wasn’t ideal, but I needed to make sure I had the best writer possible for the job, and I think I found him.
For everyone who says “but Baltimore isn’t in ‘the DMV'”, just relax. “The DMV” is usually DC + the Maryland and Virginia suburbs. We named the site “Barstool DMV” so we could include not just DC, but also Maryland and Virginia. And DMV sounds cooler than saying “Barstool DC/Baltimore” or something like that. So that’s why you’ll read about both the Nationals and Orioles come baseball season.
As we continue to grow, I’ll need more writers. Gotta get dem page views! I need someone to cover the Nationals. Would love someone who could cover all of the local college basketball scene. Maybe the Wizards if they ever do something worth writing about? Who knows.
Few more things:
Clearly, this is a site that is broken up into different cities. Most people who read this site are not from the DMV. So I don’t really expect you to always care about the Redskins or Capitals. So if you enjoy commenting on blogs, you have a couple options: 1) make a comment that starts or carries on a discussion based on the blog, 2) say something original and funny, or 3) say a worn out racist joke and contribute nothing. Obviously, the site grows when the readers who interact are as passionate about the blog as the writer. All the writers used to interact in the comment section, now it hardly ever happens. I know I barely read them at all anymore besides MFKs. Love MFK comments.
Interacting on Twitter with people who read the site and enjoy the blogs is tons of fun. That’s how we will continue to build and grow. Tweet tips at me @BarstoolNate or email them to DMV@barstoolsports.com. There is a really great, solid group of knowledgeable and funny DMV stoolies that is growing every day. Spread the word, get involved, and have fun. If we want more tshirts and other cool shit, we have to continue growing. It’s been a great 3 months, and I can’t wait to see how much bigger we get in the next 3.
I have the best fucking job that I do 24 hours a day because at the end of the day, we all just want to forget about some of life’s bullshit and look at sports, girls, and have a good laugh. So that’s what I try my best to do. Sports, girls, and laughs. I’m comfortable with my height (5’8), my voice (golden), and my face (long), and at the end of the day, I’m paid to make you laugh. So if that helps, great. Can’t wait to make more videos with Golden Voice Productions. And get better at being on video. Cause really, it can’t get worse.
It’s only been 3 months and have great things planned for 2014. So what I need from you guys is to keep keep spreading the word in the DMV, and keep sending in tips. And smokes shows. I know there are more colleges than JMU with grade A certified smokes, so show me. If you see a smoke at a Caps game, tweet it. If you see something funny on the Internet, email it. I don’t want that other DC sports b(l)og to break the news. Send it to me. We have something no other blog on the planet has, so let’s take full advantage of it.
So there it is. Those are my goals, my resolutions, my promises for 2014. DMViva La Stool.
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The Nationals AND the Orioles?! I’m on the edge of my seat over here
you’re a weird looking kid nate. keep up the good work.
Pres already did this bro.. Let’s move on
Shut up golem
If you’re 5′ 8″, I’m Ron Jeremy
I respect the Nate.
Nate, it finally just hit me who you remind me of… the gay painter brother of the chick in wedding crashers.. the “he’s a homo” kid.. not because your gay, i actually like your blogs and think you’re funny… but just based solely on how weird and creepy looking you are
Don’t tell us how to comment Nate.
Nate looks like the creepy gay kid from Wedding crashers.
*Respect the hustle, Nate. Taking a lap now.
“We have something no other blog on the planet has, so let’s take full advantage of it.”
You’re right, we have the actor from Wedding Crashers who paints Vince Vaughn – so let’s see another painting!
Nate telling us how to comment, he’s so rattled
its nice that as I read this I get an auto play ad so at least we still have those with us in 2014
@kramerica and @theonlynetsfan, did we all just come to that realization simultaneously, or has that been something that has been discussed in comment sections already? if so, that’s fucking weird
On a serious note, time to uniform the tip e-mails for every city. Can’t have DMV@barstoolsports.com / firstname.lastname@example.org / email@example.com …just pick a format for christ’s sake
is your entire family a group of goblins or are you an anomaly?
You’re 5’8 when you’re sitting on “the mighty’s” shoulders
Shut the fuck up
chill bro, way too demanding in there. i feel like i just got lectured on how to navigate and comment on this site
Bring a tape measure to your next video and prove you are 5’8
You look and you sound like someone who blogs for a living. You are ugly.
Get a vasectomy
The thought of Nate being the kid from wedding crashers came to me after watching him in the bro show video last night.
Nate has downs…….that is all
So I actually posted a constructive comment about formatting all of the tips e-mails the same way and it got deleted within a minute (probably because it had 3 links it in) …I’m not a computer person but I’m assuming this means there is some shitty way of looking for spam going on and it’s deleting my comment but not the actual spam. Keep doing you, BSS
and now its back…i’m taking a lap. and the afternoon off.
@jaycutler, that has already been said a minimum of 20 times
100% mortal lock Nate is butt hurt about the “Nate has Downs” comments.
Fuck off Nate
I fucking love you Nate
Nate if you’re paid to make us laugh, then SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!
Did you rip your vocal chords out and get new ones yet?
I’d be more than happy to blog about all the cute girls who live in Pentagon City and Crystal City…
JMU is pretty much it.
Nate with the power move running 2 states while the other bloggers only run cities.
nate just asked the comment section for mercy. lowest of the low
Even that fat disgusting toad El Pres has cool theme music to his state of the stool. Step it up…and can you unget the Downs that you have?
Didn’t read the article. Have a couple questions for you.
1. How long have you been blogging here?
2. What can we expect in the new year?
3. Should we tell other people about the site or keep it to ourselves?
4. How do we get in touch with you when we see something cool?
Shut up Nate, your intro in the pastrana video made me realize you’re a total melvin
dont lie to yourself you are VERY uncomfortable with your voice and height
@jaycutler4life welcome to the party
You’re 5’2 bruh bruh
bang on about comments section. most commenters actually still think the comments section is the best thing about this site, mix in a brain you dumb fucks
can we hear you talk some more?
C’mon Nate. I’m a huge supporter of yours, but you’re like 5’5 MAX. Own it, brother. You’re the short weird Barstool guy who is funnier than most of the tall goofs on the other sites. Ain’t no shame in that game.
Nice work, young fella. Keep it up. Fuck da hatahs.
So that’s what DMV stands for. Shoulda been more clear about that
I respect your hustle Nate.
Your sports teams are all laughable in every sense of the word, hate them all, but you’re actually alright and I enjoy most of your blogs.
You were a solid hire
Keep it up Nate
If sloth from the goonies and Janet Reno had a child and he was short and occasionally pretty funny, it would be nate.
I call it Celebration…. It’s sexual, and violent.
DMViva La Stool should be a shirt.. Now fuck you pay me. Go Bs.
Golden voice productions. I like your style nater
Henry thinks your beautiful Nate just the way you are!!!
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