Subway, home of the breadiest sandwiches on earth, now has this Sriracha sauce stuff. And it is bothering me so much that I have to blog about it. The two most overrated things are now combining in a fireball of overratedness to pour ashes of mediocrity down from the heavens. First, subway itself. There is no reason it should be as popular as it is. Fucking Jared lost three thousand pounds and now every fat person in the world is convinced eating subway=losing weight. Best deceitful marketing plan of all time, especially because the second you ask for a condiment at subway, it’s all over. They throw on lettuce like fuck you, slop some onions not giving a single fuck, but when it comes to condiments, holy shit. They just enter the twilight zone. And it’s every single fucking subway employee. They fall into a complete daze when it comes to condiments. They are just la la la back and forth back and forth with the bottle of ranch, like this is their time to shine. Not to mention their meats are basically plastic and their bread fucking blows.
And now they have this Sriracha sauce, which is just hot sauce that hipsters decided was good. Because there are about 100 other hot sauces that are better. Classic Texas Pete blows it out of the water. It’s not that Sriracha sucks, but it’s not deserving of all this praise. It’s the Nirvana of hot sauce. I don’t mind it if it’s there, I’ll still snap my fingers to it, but I’m not out there looking for it, and the people that claim its the GOAT are self-important assholes.
too many cities on this site now. too many worthless blogs like exhibit A here.
I will skullfuck you, Nate.
so you don’t like Subway, yet you still go there???
Heath puts mild salsa on his burritos
Franks or GTFO. Also Nate, you sucked until LA came online.
Post a picture of yourself
no no no no no nate come on
Brain freeze. Stool is killing it today!
fucking your mom is massively underrated
Its Kitschy, Sriracha so hot right now!
i don’t read the blogs anymore, just the comments about how pointless and terrible they keep getting
Franks > Sriracha
Nate…you were doing so well. Take this blog down, or meet me tomorrow at Spider Kelly’s…2:30 pm
Tobasco is by far the most overrated hot sauce going.
More so pisses me off how they are total nazi’s about napkins. They only give you one napkin and its the only place I can think of that you have to ask for napkins. on a side note, you couldn’t be any more wrong about sriracha, its the shit
You’re still here Nate?
Go fist yourself, dannytartabull. LA is literally the only site that nobody needs.
Subway blows boat people but you have your head firmly stuck in your ass when it comes to sriracha sauce. It’s awesome and intended to be used on gook food.
I wanna go incognito all over this blog it’s so terrible
Didn’t read past the title. Sweet blog Nate
Thanks for wasting my time, Nate.
fuck you nate. subway tastes good as shit and its like 6 bucks, and their cookies are a revelation.
Blog something about Virginia said no one ever.
Hey yah don’t say that!
Chipotle Tabasco. Anything less would be uncivilized.
The sauce is overrated, and Nirvana is overrated as well, I like you Nate…
Sirracha is delicious, and Im not a hipster. Youre a fuckin moron
Nate will never be overrated
i dont like your name
Thought I was alone on Subway, shit has always sucked. Yeah, it’s cheap, but that’s it.
Sriracha sauce is another matter entirely, was a fan before it got “big” with the “hipsters”, and is a sauce that works great with Chinese food. If you disagree with that, you fucking suck.
Subway is god awful. Sriracha is good. Nate is average.
Mad Dog 357 if you’re a real man.
its funny you bash hipsters but that second paragraph sounds straight out of a hipsters journal
Srirach is the ketchup of hot sauces. If ketchup tasted taint sweat.
Nirvana is actually a fantastic band, but then again I also understand the difference between a hot sauce and a spicy chili-garlic sauce. Not every spicy sauce can be categorized as a “hot sauce”. Texas pete vs. Siracaha is apples to fucking oranges.
@boston03 MD 357 – One drop ruins your meal. Hot as shit.
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Classic Texas Pete is the real deal.
this website gets worse and worse…Barstool LA? If my job was more interesting I wouldn’t come here anymore, but here I am
Nate. Bringing shame to the DMV, one blog at a time
We need a filter on this site that just shows bigcat, KFC, Gta, and titties
this fucking site has lost its way….
With so many bloggers, how do any of you honestly expect every blog to be tailored to your specific taste. shut the fuck up and look whose writing it if you don’t want to read it you fucking children. grow up
fuck off nate. siracha is fan fucking tastic. take a leftover slice of pizza and toss some siracha on it. then thank me by sending your mother to my house to gimme a rimjob
Jesus Christ Nate, who gives a fuck about any of this,
Nate, you’re a goddamn idiot
Just give up already. Tell el pres you quit because you suck at blogging
Subway is fucking terrible and if you eat it you have obviously never had a good sandwich before. I blame that douchebag Jarred. If they had stuck with Happy Gilmore as a spokesman that shit would still be good, totally sold out and jew you on everything now
Nate is as useless as a second asshole filled with Siracha
A drop will burn your ass
ok first of all Siracha is pretty good, not the best hot sauce out there but pretty solid. secondly tobasco is barely even real hot sauce and is weak as hell. and frank’s red hot SUCKS. it’s NOT EVEN HOT, and is basically pure salt, and is so overrated and lame…
Yeah but the cookies are legit
Nate, Nate, NATE!!! Clean it up you asshat. Rooster is nothing like Pete’s, time for you to grow up and realize that hot sauces fall into different categories. That said, Subway sucks balls.
Hating on Mcdonalds and Hot Sauce all in one day is not the way to become popular in life.
Sriracha on my chicken wings or go fuck your mother
I completely agree with siracha tasting like shit
Fuck you Nate
Get your head out of your ass Nate.
Taco Bell fire sauce or GTFO.
Sriracha is the shit. It’s my go-to sauce for tator tots or any type of potatoes really. It’s a man’s condiment and i just lost some respect for you.
Made by Jews in Williamsburg
Nate honestly how happy are you that barstool LA launched today and they are shitting the bed.
Tapatio > everything…Sriracha is damn good though
OK, First off Subway is for Squids.
Sriracha is the greatest condiment on Earth.
TEXAS PETE IS A FUCKING GAYBALL AND SO ARE YOU.
suck a dick Nate nirvana is the fucking titties
Nate, You…….are not good at this. I wouldn’t pick on Subway seeing that they will probably be your next employer.
Great blog, and fuck grits and rice.
Cholula wins the hot sauce beauty contest, literally and figuratively
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