Shaq Thinks The Earth Is Flat And His Argument Is So Very Convincing

 

Hell yes. Just what I needed to kick off my Monday, Shaq providing some open and shut evidence that the Earth is indeed, flat.

First we had Kyrie:

 

And then we had Draymond:

 

And now Shaq is all aboard the “Earth is flat” belief. Chooooo choooooo, the logic train is coming full speed ahead, chooooo chooooooooo.

I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”

Yep. Riddle me that, Batman. If the Earth is round how come you drive a straight line when you go from Florida to California? And how do we have tall buildings in Atlanta, wouldn’t that then mean China is upside down?

And all that “satellite evidence”? Made up. One huge conspiracy that all the scientists are in on. And the globe makers too, obviously.

 

Shaq could very well could be trolling here, of course. He seems like the kind of guy who would say the Earth is flat just to rile people up. But on the other hand, he was so natural in his argument, and so convinced of it, that I think he was at least somewhat serious. Is the Earth round? Or is it flat? I guess we’ll never truly know.

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