Source – Jeff Wilson, an environmental science professor at Huston-Tillotson University, takes “dumpster diving” very, very seriously. So seriously that he’s planning on ditching the dive and actually living in a dumpster for an entire year. This won’t be your typical trash-muck-encrusted dumpster, though; “Professor Dumpster” and his students will be designing their own 33-square-foot dumpster outfitted with a bed, shower, toilet, and even WiFi. Wilson’s living space will double as a classroom — his students will then work on making the teensy residence as energy efficient and low-impact as possible. “I’m essentially becoming part of the 1%. This dumpster is 33 square feet, which is 1% the size of the new American home in 2011,” Wilson joked. “The idea here is to ultimately show one can have a pretty good life in a dumpster.”
This college professor is so sneaky it hurts. He’s pretending he’s making a grand statement about the environment by moving into a dumpster but he knows exactly what he’s doing: Making his students build a bachelor pad for him under the disguise of “college”. Sounds like a dream come true for me. Everything I need in a 33 square foot apartment. I don’t need a dining room table or a place for people to put their shoes. I need the internet, a microwave, a tv, and a chair to watch the tv. Professor Sneaky over here is even throwing in a shower out of pure arrogance. Calling it a dumpster when it’s clearly not even close to a dumpster in order to pretend he cares about saving the whales. In reality he just wants a place to stroke his dick and not pay any bills.
living like a unique person
Nvm, thats just Zollo.
I was hoping you would post a video of yourself outside Spider Kelly’s, that would have been hilarious
Something tells me the comment section wishes Zollo lived in that same dumpster …
before youre time Nate, there was a blog on this in Brooklyn but instead of a professor it was a hipster artist…story sucked then and sucks now
Can somebody tell me how Danielle from JMU is LOSING the smokesmash match-up? The other girl has no tits.
guy should just move to Cleveland if he wants to live in a dumpster. at least he can catch a few Cavs games there.
I bet he drinks Blue Moon too.
yeah i don’t think that counts as a dumpster
Probably shaves his armpits
Nate, there is hope for you. This was not too bad.
http://www.gocrimson.com/sports/bsb/2008-09/bios/zollo_tom How to add value in 09′ you stiff
He’ll be roommates with Neil.
B.F.I. dumpsters (Black Family Inside)
I have no idea where Huston-Tillotson University is, but if I did I would find this dumpster and take a shit in it
Fill it with cum and call it Zollo.
Liberals can be funny, sometimes.
His Idol is Zoidberg from Futurama
Nate you’ve had a pretty good week, but you’re doing yourself no favors by using all the classic ‘Stool lines like “sneaky” “it hurts” etc. Big Cat became the best blogger on the BSS network for his originality. Dare to be different.
Fuck this guy. I live most of my year in a 49sqft cubicle but you don’t see me trying to be a hero for it.
Is he going to be subletting from you Nate?
@eduardo_sanchez If you actually follow/care about the smokesmash match-ups, you’re a squid
Can I have his well deserved 6 figure salary since he doesn’t need it?
Hopefully there’s chopped up pieces of Zollo in there with him
The school is in Austin, TX so check back in next July when he is living in an engine block.
Isn’t living in a dumpster here the equivalent of owning a home in China?
JMU all day every day off camera every way.
I think every professor should live in a dumpster for at least half of a semester.
All my friends say my toots smell like dumpster.
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