I was going through old stuff and stumbled upon the holy grail itself, my old pog collection. I’m not one to brag, but my pog game is such fire my house almost burned to the ground. Here are the highlights:
You come at the king, you best not miss. Throwing star pogs always on deck incase things get heated. A shark eating an 8 ball, is that even street legal?
Three Simbas, two wicked witches, and a Fantasia? Dalmatians playing the piano unsupervised? That brown slut Pocahontas? I’m jealous of whoever owns these. O wait it’s me. Sick life.
It’s morphin time, bitches.
BTW, who is the best Power Ranger of all time? It’s clearly between Jason the red ranger and Tommy the green ranger. Jason is the original leader. Tons of heart. The guy you want out there when the planet is on the line. The Charlie Conway of the bunch. But then you have Tommy. Has all the skill in the world and is potentially the GOAT when not working for Rita Repulsa. Adam Banks through and through. I’m a Red Ranger guy, but understand Green Ranger Nation.
Six slammers, each for six different situations. I remember buying my Orioles slammer at the mall kiosk for 5 dollars and it was the most expensive thing I ever paid for with my own money. Felt like a businessman hanging over that Lincoln that’d been in my velcro wallet since my birthday.
Woops, didn’t mean to scare ya.
And yea, that’s a solid gold Lenny Dykstra slammer.
When you see the Dykstra slammer, you already know it’s over. No chance, that’s what you’ve got. First ballot Pog hall of famer, population me.
Blogs about tits are better
that slammer is badass. the rest are gay.
100% opposite of your pussy game
one of us
I need that Dykstra slammer and I needed it yesterday.
I like big cat, KFC, and feitletits the best
Tommy the White Ranger because White Power.
You just gained so much respect in my book with this one Nathan
WTF is pog
You’ve done worse
Hey Nate when are we going to watch The Wire together, maybe this weekend are you free? How is Baltimore such a shithole, im pretty sure the actor who played Mayor Carcetti could get the homicides below 200 whats going on down there
this is good stuff Nate, props.
Cool story hanzel
Blogs about tits are better
anybody have the slammer with a hourglass in it? basically my most prized possession as a 7 year old.
Your blog game is ridiculous.
Amy Jo Johnson, aka pink ranger, was the best.
That’s it, you are officially retarded
I remember these vaguely, but most of the memory seems to have been suppressed like a lot of my childhood. What a shame
Respect the Pog game, it respects you back
They’re called “cutters” not “star slammers” you blow job
What you fuck are you talking about? idiot.
Your collection sucks. Neil would make you his bitch in pogs and Pokemon.
LA: here’s a free lesson. #shootermcgavin
The Dykstra pog is worth more than Dykstra the man right now.
Pimp pog game bro.
The Orioles one is a “chipper.” Slammers were metal, choppers were plastic. Pogs (some psychos called them “milkcaps”) might seriously be the most absurd fad of all time.
Dude Nate you are on the fucking come up. Whole LA thing really lit that fire huh?
I owned an OJ Simpson slammer. Game Over
your pog game is aight, but your missing an OJ Simpson slammer…
When I fly back home and rummage through my attic I will show you a real POG collection
So your mom made you clean your closet yesterday?
Is that gorilla twisting its own nipples? Fuck that’s frightening.
crazy bones was my scene, dominated that shit back in the day.
Pokey-reese knows whats up
I had a pog that was lemon scented. It was sweet.
Best work yet nate
Nate kinda has a KMarko vibe going on. Big Cat and KFC have distinct voices that stand out quickly through their blogs. KMarko and Nate don’t stick out as much but are both solid writers who you come to appreciate over time. When I first started reading the stool I thought Kmarko was average, now he’s in the Big 3 with Big Cat and KFC. Despite all the shit everyone is giving him about getting off easy because of the LA thing, Nate actually has the potential to join that group of top bloggers.
I have a slammer with a no shit scorpion in it, a fucking scorpion.
This dude fucking gets it
I had a slammer with Kid Vid on it from the burger king kids club, thing had to of been an inch thick. no way it was regulation
Shark eating an 8ball line got me
This blog top 5. Unreal
I just had a panic attack
Barstool LA is the best thing that could’ve happened for Nate. He just got a free fucking pass
I really thought that you were black before seeing your hand.
I liked tricking other kids into playing slammer on slammer. Cleaned up the neighborhood.
One day, a long time from now, when we are all old & wrinkly & still bashing the young whipper snappers that Portnose hires, we will look back on this blog as the defining moment that Nathan started running with the pack, instead of against it.
You might be in my top 3 now…
“Going through old stuff” = lives with parents = does anal
Used to own a bigfoot slammer, i am going tobuy one onlinenow, thanks
Third grade me and you could have been best of friends
I worked at a store after school that sold pogs. There was a kid that worked with me who used to fart in the pog containers, cap them up and open them a few days later to see if they still smelled.
I had a O.J. Simpson slammer, I’m looking for it now
I had a slammer that was oj running from the cops. I need that back like yesterday
I was going through old stuff and stumbled upon…BULLSHIT u were planning this blog for months
Nate > Everyone right now
Pogs were invented so they could sell Pog holders in mall kiosks which could then be converted into bongs.
You have a shit collection. Kids who sucked at pogs had shit collections. I probably took you for every rat pack you had.
Nate you have officially arrived
Your best blog yet
Being born in 1991 I have no recollection of what a pog is
Wait, does that make this… A POG BLOG?
Shoot me in the face.
When I was 5 I went to the WWF Hall of Fame (it was a banquet dinner back then). They gave out awesome 1995-era WWF pogs. I think I still have the HBK and Undertaker ones.
Top 10 blog ever
No idea what a fucking pog is but this made me laugh anyways
Where’s The Juice, In the Slammer
got my OJ slammer @ surf mall in ocean city, NJ. it had the mugshot of him and said OJ in the slammer.
this blog for nate is like ascending into heaven, except instead of heaven its scumbag commenter acceptance. you sir, are one of us now. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
wowwwww you are a fucking f aaaagggot
Good work. Bet you’re absolutely slaying vagine since you moved back in with your parents and started blogging full time.
I have one with OJ Simpson behind bars that says “OJ in the slammer” Beat that Neil I mean Nate
I don’t want pong to come back I need it to come back! Fuck all that other gay shit Pokemon or dragonball z nerds
Feel really lame now reading all those OJ comments
Nate I want to like you but you’re making me hate you
You can always tell how much of an awkward loser someone was by the amount of pogs they had. Seems about right.
nate, my friend, you have arrived!!
Fucking Nate, you gained respect with this one. Keep it up fuckboy
Lenny Dykatra would impregnante u
I miss my pogs
haha youre quirky as fuck bro. just keep being you.
this blog spoke to me.
pretty sure big cat wrote this blog and sent it to you
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