MFK Tuesday time. So what we have here today is a newcomer in Jessica Perez, Taylor Swift who dropped a new song yesterday, and Nina Agdal who dropped new bikini pictures. Jessica has a very natural look to her that I dig. I like that she doesn’t try hard. My opinion on Taylor Swift is that she’s hot, but just kind of annoying. And that’s why people always want to kill her. But you know what’s not annoying? How loaded she is. Is she nuts? Yea. Did she buy a 20 million dollar house in cash after dating a guy for a month to live closer to him? Yea. But I kinda dig that too. And then Agdal. Same story with her. A modern day unicorn.
Marry: I used to never marry for the money, but fuck that shit. Taylor Swift all day. She has 9 figures in the bank. 9. I can live with her having a cat for that.
Fuck: Agdal. It’s literally impossible to have sex with her because you Jim yourself before your pants are off, so in this context “fuck” means “being in the same room as”.
Kill: Perez. Shoebie couldn’t hang.
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