MFK Tuesday in the DMV. Let’s not pretend like we know what we are doing here, because we don’t. Right now I feel like I was dropped in the middle of the jungle and they are telling me to find my way out. I don’t even know where to start. Scarlett is crazy hot. Almost unfair. Definitely unfair. Not to get mushy here, but Aimee and I are in love. And Blake Lively might be Perfect with a capital P. Marry one, fuck one, kill one.
Marry: Aimee. It’s not a coincidence we have the same birthday, it’s fate. And now we are married and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Fuck: Scarlett. She’s something special. The golden unicorn. Queefs fairy dust.
Kill: Blake I guess. I don’t know. I’m so lost in the aforementioned jungle, my head is spinning and I’m dying of dehydration and now I killed Blake Lively.
kill blake…. wtf is wrong with you
Every person i kill is buried in my back yard so i can dig them up later if i get horny – Nate
Fuck them all then murder zollo
Down with Zollo! Down with Zollo!
It breaks my heart seeing Blake Lively die.. no way I’d kill her
call me crazy and downvote me all you want…but blake is overrated
You marry scarjo fuck Blake and kill anyone else in the world
If you don’t marry Scarlett you are smoking crack.
I had the same breakdown as Nate.
You have to marry Julie Taylor. She’s the youngest, presumably picked up a good bit of football knowledge on FNL, and is hotter than Blake.
Scarlet is the ultimate fuck. Absolute dick-wrecker, but seems like she’d be pretentious if you had to deal with her constantly.
Which unfortunately, puts Blake on the chopping block.
If stoolies keep posting legit porn site accounts/passwords when I’m stuck at workI’m gonna quit my fucking job
Scarlett Johanson … 6.5
BONER in my PANTS
Marry blake 11/10
Sorry nate but you are a moron.. Fuck scarJo, marry Blake, kill the wench
I marry Aimee only so Coach Taylor is my father in law.
Nate definitely stalks Aimee
I would make so much love to Scarlett for 7 seconds
Never heard of Aimee so she dies instantly. The real game is lively or johanson
Just when I thought you might do one of these right, you kill Blake and marry a girl who has probably never given a blow job and definitely does not love anal… have fun w/ the once every 3 months missionary position.
just post asses like the rest of the bloggers
Marry Scar Jo
Set Free Aimee
Kill Nate for Killing Blake after I fucked her, dumbshit
The fairy dust line almost made me piss my pants.
@dickinsider may be the epitome of a psycho with that comment
Blake lively doesn’t drink or do drugs. That means sober sex, sober life or she dies. I know how i feel about that
Marry – Blake… Scarlett has the money and is smoking but i’ve seen the pictures of her cellulite in the bikini, I know whats creeping fast. So you marry the young dime Blake because she’s still hitting her peak.
Fuck – Scarlett… obviously if i’m not marrying her i’m fucking her.
Kill whoever the fuck the 3rd one is, never heard of her.
This is one of the hardest MFK I have ever seen
Scarlett’s hot, but overrated as fuck. And she seems like a pseudo-intellectual cunt. So she dies. Marry Blake, Fuck the other one.
Aimee Teegarden belongs to Matt Saracen Asshole!! and after that me.
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Any guy who doesn’t know who Julie Taylor is needs to be the one who dies.
i feel like if there are NSFW pics of the chicks in your MFK (there almost always is) you pretty much have to include them in the blog. Take it to the next level Nate.
You just lost all credibility by killing Blake Lively
Jesus, you suck at this game.
teabag teegarden then shoot her between the eyes, give scarlett the johanson and have a lively wedding…thanks for playin
You are retarded if you even consider aimee on the same level as blake and scarjo.
In the words of Smitty–
6.5, 6, 6.5
Thank God block head doesn’t do MFK
Killing Lively….gargle sperm Nate!
Fuck you for killing Blake. You marry Blake. Fuck Scarlett. Kill Aimee gruesomely.
Marry Blake fuck Scar-Jo kill the leftover broad
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