Taylor is singing at tonight’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Candice is in it. And it’s not only a snow day, but also Emmanuelle’s birthday. So let’s MFK these dickwreckers. I love Taylor and feel like fucking her, not just getting a OTPHJ, is quite an accomplishment. I’m in the minority here, but I think she’d be a great fuck when she has a few drinks in her. Kinky as she is emotional. Willing to do ANYTHING so you don’t leave her. Emmanuelle is obviously a smokestack. Knows she’s hot, and wants to constantly show it off. And Candice. I could look at her 24/7 and never want to do anything else.
Marry: Candice. I’ve married her before, and I’m marrying her again. I’m always shocked more than 0% choose to kill her. Don’t get how you can click that button and not feel horrible about yourself the rest of the day. Here is my wife not wearing any clothes. NSFW.
Fuck: Taylor. Need to fuck Taylor. Need to see what she’s made of. Need the bragging rights. And need to see if my Swift Theory holds true.
Kill: Emmanuelle. It’s a hard knock life out there in MFKland. A sad casualty of the game. But rules are rules, and the bitch is dead now.
sorry T swift, I’m gonna murder you
if you aren’t killing Taylor then you have life issues
Easy marry the freak Candice, Bang Sloan, Kill that whining goat
There’s no way you don’t kill TSwift here
Nate, just so you know. Vaginas don’t always smell too great
This game would be much better if I got to M, F, K each one, and in that order.
not even a remotely difficult decision. taylor gets axed 100% of the time
Killing Sloan over Taylor Swift might be the gayest thing you could do
nate you actually blow dick at mfks
Click the NSFW and tell your IT guy it’s art
Thanks for the layup ERIC
Remember when E tried anal with Sloan?
Can’t kill Taylor Swift fast enough
She knew I was trouble when I walked in and killed her
100 % marrying Sloan
Candice is old news
Marry Emmanuelle, Fuck Candice, Kill Taylor. Bam, off to lunch
tell sloane i said what up
The day Taylor Swft is “important” will be the same day Smitty gets paid by this site…
I would marry and fuck Taylor, Kill the other two cockrags.
Taylor, If you’re reading this, I married you here…hit me up
killing taylor, and then myself…I’m simply not man enough to choose between the two, but swift has to go no matter what.
Nate trolling is not a good look on you
If you’re not gonna marry Sloan I have to seriously question your life’s direction. GTFO
I’d kill both of the other two to have Candace
Fuck Sloan (hot), Marry Swift ($), Kill Swanepoel
Dammit Nate, I always agreed with you in all of these, but killing Sloan? Are you out of your damn mind??
You can’t kill Sloan. Plain and simple.
hmm two of the hottest women in the world and some whiny stick bitch without tits or an ass…tough one nate
Taylor just looks like a rubber chicken fuck
quite possibly the hardest one ever…how does anyone kill Sloan?
I can’t even form an opinion with a repeat. That’s like slipping an extra Ace in the deck.
Anything other than killing T Swift makes you just as gay as half the guys she’s dated.
Killing tswift and loving every second of it
The was a easy choice and Taylor is killed every time
Taylor offers NOTHING, no ass, not tits & whiny bitch who will just write pissed off songs about you. You marry Sloan for genetics (get some of whatever she is) and fuck Candice.
Kill Swift before you even know who the other 2 are
SOrry but that NSFW pic is actually kind of weird. All kinds of strange fucking angles and an oddly shaped tit. Kind of killed her for me there. She’ll just have to release more to win me back.
Swanepoels nips aren’t what i envisioned but she’s still hottest bitch on the planet right now. Those hips- fml
Nate im beginning to think your MFK answers are your version of the trolling all you BSS bloggers do. Prez has the Biebs, Fieteltits has T Swift, Mo has Kanye/Black culture/shit no white stoolies give a fuck about, and you consistently make retarded MFK decisions.
Nathaniel – obvious easy kill for Taylor. You needed to throw Emmy Rossum in the mix to make this a legit #bonerjam
I’m only going to fuck Swift if I can give it her really hard in a disrespectful way. Call her a slut, fish hook her, make her gag on it, etc.
Nate you are just plain retarted to not fuck sloan. Get your head straight
EC is the G.O.A.T. Yes Candice is physical perfection but the last time I checked, you have to have conversations with your wife from time to time. I would treat Taylor worse than the snow ho, then once she finally made it home, kill her.
I needed that Candice nipple in my life, thanks for the nsfw link.
My response to seeing the Candice nudes: boys we’ve landed on the moon!!!
If you don’t fuck Sloan then youre insane she let E try anal!!
hmmmmm..let me see, 2 of the 15 hottest women IN THE WORLD, or a bony chick with an average looking face and no ass..this is a tough one..
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Honestly. You’re making an asshole out of yourself by not killing Taylor
can someone help? when i click on the NSFW link, i just go to the Instagram landing page??
Are stoolies soft? Marry Taylor Swift–divorce later and take half of the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS she has. WAKE UP. Fuck Candice and line her up for cheating on Swift and after the divorce. Kill the other chick because there are hotter chicks in Boston for chrissakes. That’s bad.
I think i could convince Taylor to swallow
My mfk decision is always the exact opposite of yours you creepy voice fuck
You back in love with Sloan bro?
Swanepoel has a dood face
Has no one seen the movie 100 Girls? Have some culture, check her out in that one. Chumps
The fact that you kill Emanuelle is ridiculous I hate you
Marry emmanuele fuck emmanuele kill myself when it’s done
I’d happily kill Candice for the other two chicks. Fuck that rat faced bitch
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